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Colombian

One of the most kind and hospitable people in the whole world. It's a country with great variety, so a Colombian can be the stereotypical swarthy latino (mestizo), black, white, mulatto, sambo, a native, an european... well, anything. Not everyone looks like Juan Valdez, moreover, it's very hard to find this kind of people settle in the large cities (It's like thinking that every American is a Redneck. Even less are drg consumers, almost everything, from emeralds to cocaine, is given to someone else, so there are not nearly as much stoneheads as you would think.
Juan Pablo Montoya is Colombian (tough he is a bastard xD)
Shakira is (almost, but not quite) colombian.
Carlos Valderrama is Colombian, as is Sofia Vergara, Juan Pablo Angel, and many other people I can't remember.
by colombia rulez January 4, 2008
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Bogotá D.C.
Country poorly portrayed in the film "Mr. and Mrs. Smith": helicopters bombing Bogotá, an apocalyptic scenario with houses on fire, illustrating the capital as a rural little town with no buildings or evidence of any urban development. Hotels with fans give the idea of an unbearable heat, even though Bogotá is 2640 meters (8661 feet) above sea level. No pavement on the streets and a bar filled with rioted chicken. The actors who play the part of the police men in this Colombia deplorable cartoon wear weird uniforms and speak with Mexican/Caribbean accents even though Bogotá is not anywhere near the coast and some Colombian regions are recognized for having one of the best Spanish in Central and South America, and are even criticized/made fun of by the rest of the country for having a somewhat stiff accent.

Less than four weeks after its release in Colombia, the General Secretary of the City Hall, Enrique Borda, sent a letter of protest to the director Doug Liman. In the letter he states that "It is evidenced, beyond any doubt, that the director and his production crew show a total level of ignorance by portraying (the city) as incipient (...), primitive, with scarce hotel infrastructure, dominated by poverty, depressed, disorganized, with high levels of violence; in conclusion, totally chaotic and not attractive at all". Borda also points out in his text that Colombia was awarded with the title of "City of Peace" by the Unión de Ciudades Capitales Iberoamericanas (UCCI) and was declared "World Book Capital 2007" by UNESCO.
Doug Liman should have done a Google search.

Colombia is the shit!
by Luizza June 28, 2006
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Colombian Ass Fuck

Like a Russian Titty Fuck but with the girls butt cheeks and while downing a bottle of Aguardiente
by Coco1988 August 26, 2012
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Colombian Bow-Tie

When someone cuts your throat open and pulls your tongue out through the hole.
Dude did you hear what happened to Igor?
No what happened?
He tried to steal drugs from the Colombians and they gave him a Colombian bow-tie!
by Peter pumpkineater August 15, 2008
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Colombian

Colombian - people from the country of Colombia in South America who usually have extremely beautiful physical features: Known for its beautiful women with blue, green, hazel eyes and brunette hair, and the men with good height and light colored eyes, dark hair. The north of Colombia by Cartagena tends to have darker african mixed people the central and south of colombia usually have the more caucasian light skinned hispanics. Overall colombians are exotic, sexy, and beautiful.
Shakira is one good looking colombian

Taliana Vargas, Miss Colombia was hot
by colombianonononono March 30, 2009
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Colombian Drano

The first coffee of the morning, which compels you to go and empty your bowels.
Liam was horrendously constipated, and late for work. He needed a good cup of colombian drano.
by Deathglooms May 14, 2014
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Colombian Body Shot

A body shot with a more latin sexual twist...

Lick salt off her inner thigh, shoot tequila out of her navel, blow a line off of her tits, and suck a lime out of her mouth
She gets so wet as I work my way up her body while doing a Colombian body shot....I get to do tequila & blow. Win win all around
by Jholmes54 February 19, 2015
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