Cooney

A yellow to light-skin African American;Resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a raccoon's ass.(Commonly used in Louisiana, Texas, and other southern states)

Y'all seen that Cooney runnin' down the street with that stolen TV?

by Dr. Fapenstien Ph.D, MD July 4, 2011

cooney

Cooney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general 'mean' word. Another way of describing it is that it is 'butterz to da max' lol.

"Ya' little cooney bitch!"
OR
"She's cooney in da brain!"
OR
"That dress she was wearing was bare cooney!"
OR
"This is not good! This is like, COONEY!"
OR
"Shut your little cooney mouth, ya cooney bastard!"

by happy cusser October 28, 2011

Cooney

bare posh and as black as dark chocolate

bruvv you bare cooney

by Brogan a nigerian bush women April 15, 2008

cooney

when you see a really short, ugly kid you scream COONEY!

person 1: omg look at that kid.

person 2: lol what a cooney!

by thereallove January 13, 2011

coomzy

the ONE and ONLY badboy edition

coomzyyo mamma is getn coomerized tonight

by chad muffler April 27, 2011

Coony toon

Sam Sutton!

See that coony toon,?such a Sam Sutton!

by Sssssaaaaaammmmmmmmmm........ May 6, 2011

Cooney Job

A comical failure to stimulate the female enetalia in behalf of the male. It is characterised by lightly tapping the front of the vagina in a harmless manner lacking real force or penetration.

Guy 1:"That guy just got slapped in that face by that girl" Guy 2:"Yeah, she was asleep and tried to give her a cooney job so she laughed and slapped him at the same time"

by pps123234 May 2, 2013