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Clubber's Confusion

A psychological and physiological state in which a person's behavior is characterized by a lack of understanding or awareness of their current situation. Clubber's Confusion occurs when a person has spent long periods in a club, and generally is most visually symptomatic when they begin to leave the club or converse with others. The symptoms are compounded by alcohol and proximity to subwoofers on the dancefloor.
Text message conversation: 1:42 AM
1) Hey boo ughh
2) Lol are you ok?
1) I'm fine.
2) Oh. Ok... I'm kinda confused. Are you drunk? Or is this clubber's confusion?
1) Ya, my friends are fine babe!
2) ... Wtf?
by Mischu22 August 14, 2010
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Lucky Boys Confusion

LBC, man! One of the best band out there! I mean they're all like.. "I'm from Naperville, just like Dan the FREAKIN' MAN!"
And not to mention, they're incredible. They have so much talent that I want to explode.

It's Saturday night and the party's crawlin'
Did you hear the ringin'? It's the bottle callin'
Week after week this is where I'm endin' up...

So on and so forth.
LBC> You.
by Dan the FREAKIN' MAN! June 4, 2004
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Shy Bitch Confusion

When you can't tell if someone is shy or is just a bitch.
Person 1 - "Look at her over in the corner all by herself with that smirk on."

Person 2 - "Dude, maybe she just has shy bitch confusion"
by SEA_0814 April 6, 2011
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jailhouse conversion

A sudden shift in belief systems (usually finding Jesus, but also Allah and probably every other Deity) after a period of incarceration. Usually a ploy for leniency with the legal system. Oddly, given the separation of church and state that we're supposed to have in this country, it does sometimes seem to have a positive effect when going to talk to the judge/parole board. Everyone from your local meth dealer to Manuel Noriega, Dictator of Panama have tried this one, making it one of the truly "oldest ones in the book".
typical jailhouse conversion:

Crack Dealer: Your Honor, I found Jesus in the Dade County Jail.

Judge: Big deal, this is Florida, every third guy in there is named Jesus....
by Madmann October 10, 2005
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Positive Confusion

Sven: Steve you look lost, are you sure you're all right?
Steve (In an obvious state of positive confusion): I am positive I don't know where I am.
by bubbaron2004 May 5, 2010
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Split conversion

Rarely achieved; when you get that threesome and still get to hit your side chick after.
“Bro, hit that split conversion last night. Becky and Stephaine were the main course and went to Jessica’s after for dessert.”
by Tatted truffle pig September 16, 2023
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Confussion

A cross between 'confusion' and 'concussion'.

A confussion is when somebody, confused to the point of insanity/a breakdown, abruptly drops into a coma-like state. (Or simply gives up in frustration, and refuses to speak or move.)
Beth got a confussion over her English coursework.
by The Devil-Lady October 15, 2009
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