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dumbass way of saying detention used at Park jr high middle school. It is obtained by getting 3 green slips (stupidest shit ever)
(Teacher): Two more green slips and you get a Behavior Intervention Contract
(Me): stfu
(Teacher): shut your sped ass up
by nevets_ September 9, 2023
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pink contract

An paid agreement between a spammer and an ISP which allows them to send spam to the ISP's customers without being blacklisted at the ISP, and usually in circumvention of the AUP Spam policy in place at the ISP.
DirtySpammers Inc. bought a pink contract from MSN to send more useless spam to hotmail users.
by biig November 3, 2003
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I signed the contract.

To have no chance to do something else because you already have compromises ..especially you have to work next day and you can't have a big party!
I signed the contract.

A: Hey Mike!! Why don't we have a couple of beer tonight!
B: Sorry, I can't. I signed the contract!
by Allan García February 4, 2009
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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.
The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.
by UnderPressure September 28, 2006
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get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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Fecording Contract

Similar to a recording contract except the artist is horrible. A mixture of Fecund and Recording Contract.
As seen on VFTW: "You people are nothing but LOSERS. What a waste of humans. You are nothing but retarded no bodies. Fuck all of you to hell. Pricks. Guess what?Pia will have a fecording contract within a week. Pussy paulo will go no where. What a bunch of assholes."
by perogi April 26, 2011
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