Doo doo it was called Constantinople then the Turks came along and gave it the works and turned it into Istanbul
Greek man : stupid cockroach it’s Constantinople!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!
Turk : little weak sperm Greek it’s Istanbul!!!
Syrian : Istanbul, No Constantinople, is a bad city.
Turk and Greek : SHUT UP SYRIA BITCH BOY GO HAVE ANOTHER CIVIL WAR!!!
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Dirty Konstantina, is a sexual practice, where partner A pleases partner B (male) orally, partner B has to finish in his/her mouth after that partner A doesn't swallow the cum and proceedes kissing him and spitting the cum in his mouth
e.g.: "damn she wild I bet she would dirty konstantina me"
"Bro chill, she is not crazy it's not like she dirty konstantinas me!"
"What? u want me to dirty konstantina you? yeah that would be like 80$"
"Bro chill, she is not crazy it's not like she dirty konstantinas me!"
"What? u want me to dirty konstantina you? yeah that would be like 80$"
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Get the Dirty Konstantina mug.Always happy but loves some gossip known as a big liar but knows how to get girls in any kind of way
Ey Constantino what's todays lie?
by Lewis Hamshire August 20, 2018
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Jeff was blowing off Sally forever but she wouldn't stop calling him. He finally had to abscond to Constantinople. He told her he got a job at a research station in Antarctica; pretty good work for a guy who didn't graduate high school.
by Mosh Tortoni September 23, 2016
Get the abscond to constantinople mug.A made up imaginary place that is dreamt by Greeks every minute of their life. Actually its not imaginary...its just HISTORY! The place was called Constantinople 600 years ago....wasnt that a long enough time for you to get over it?
Joe: Istanbul was called Constantinople over 600 years ago but Greeks still think its their capital.
Jack: I wouldnt blame them for that Middle East looking capital they actually have.
Joe: Whats their actual capital called again?
Jack: Who cares.
Jack: I wouldnt blame them for that Middle East looking capital they actually have.
Joe: Whats their actual capital called again?
Jack: Who cares.
by The Macedonian May 19, 2005
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