cornhole conquistador

An assclown. Homo erectus.

-when playing "top that"

Guy 1: But my dad is-

Guy 2: -a cornhole conquistador?

by tlet March 28, 2008

colon conquistador

see back door conquistador

Lance Bass recently admited to being a colon conquistador

by HIRAM1079 September 19, 2008

yesha conquesha

Something you think about randomly while sitting on the toilet. You may also think about it when you're a loner and have nothing else to do in life.

I got the yesha conquesha feeling in my stomach yesterday dude!

by Jellybean jones July 9, 2017

anal conquistidor

a male person, or persons, who like to adventure into someone else's anal hole, usually meant in a gay kind of way.

Dude that guys explorin that other guys anas! he must be an anal conquistidor!

by My name here November 16, 2004

reverse conquistador

Asian man that dates Caucasian women.

Ian: I'm surprised Johnny doesn't think Kelly Hu is hot.
Dom: Yeah, he only likes white women. He's definitely a reverse conquistador.

by The Chu May 21, 2008

back-door conquistador

One who is able to conquer five female bum-holes in a period of no greater than seven days.

My dad was a back-door conquistador; at least that's what my mom and sister said.

by Zach Donavan, Chris Patterson, NIck Searcy August 10, 2006

back door conquistador

phrase used to describe homosexuals who conquer uncharted anal territory. derived from spanish "conquerer"

that guy nasty nate is a major back door conquistador

by ballzz March 24, 2003