Conneryism

When a person relates a quote or emulates the accent from the actor Sean Connery.

Person A -- I don't know if I can ace this quiz or not...

Person B -- (in Sean Connery's accent) Losers always whine about doing their 'best'; winners just go home and f*ck the prom queen.

Person A -- Fine. No need to use a Conneryism to get your point across...

by Oryon007 January 16, 2011

Connan

Connan is a charming, tall, charismatic and cool man. He has a unique, impeccable style, which makes all the girls swoon. A Connan’s dick is always at least 7 inches long when soft and can grow to be the size of a small giraffe neck when erect.

Joe: “You see Connan? He called me a baghead and I felt honoured,”

Nat: “I saw Connan’s dick and I think I’m going back from black,”

by lilconn March 5, 2021

Sean Connery

1. An award-winning Scottish actor known for playing a variety of roles, including originating James Bond in the seminal film Doctor No.

2. A character on Saturday Night Live who, during the Celebrity Jeopardy segments, routinely mocks Alex Trebek and makes several jokes about his mother and her sexual habits. Also known for defacing the playing board and intentionally misreading the categories.

1. "Have you seen Sean Connery's latest film?"

"Dude, he's been retired for like ten years."

2. Sean Connery: "I'll take The Rapists for 800"

Alex Trebek: "That says 'Therapists'!"

by The Man Down the Way August 13, 2011

sean connery

1). The original actor for James Bond
2). Responsible for saying "You're the man now dog!" and the basis for joke websites called ytmnds.
3). Is obssesed with Anal Bum Cover, Whore Seamen, and The Rapists. Loves Alex Trebek's Mom.

Mr. Sean Connery will you please shut up and get on with the game.

by KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN January 28, 2005

Connor Hollingworth

A person with a large penis.

wow i wish i was connor hollingworth

by the-wide-japs-eye October 28, 2011

Sean Connery

the definition of a pimp. he's slept with your mother, snogged dozens of foreign ladies while playing james bond, and advocates smackin' yo bitches when they give you lip. tends to pronounce "S"s as "sh."

"it'sh ok to hit a woman with an open hand, ash long as she was provoking you into doing it. you musht keep your pimp hand shtrong, you know."

-Sean Connery

by things trebek sucks February 2, 2010

Sean Connery

The only actor so far to show there is life after 007. One of the truly great sons of Scotland.

The name's Connery. Sean Connery. I was the first Bond. Whenever anyone wants to do a Bond voice, they impersonate me. Since then I've voiced Draco in Dragonheart and played Marko Ramius in Red October. I was in The Untouchables, Zardoz, Outland, and indeed countlessblockbusters, many of them quite good. I've also been an influential voice in the Scottish secession movement. Beat that, Roger!

by Fearman August 4, 2007