cumgratulations

After a friend, family member, or just about anybody you know does something remarkable you congratulate them by sneaking up on them and ejaculating on their body... preferably their achilles or calf.

My sister got an 1100 on the SAT so I gave her a big cumgratulations.

by Hunny bun Goertz April 13, 2010

congradulations

"Congratulations", in a sarcastic overtone.

CongraDulations on your new minimum wage job.

by Joe Cocker March 10, 2004

confratulations

A form of Congratulations, which involves sex after

"yeah its like Confratulations! *fcks*

by Anonymousoooo November 9, 2007

Concrapulations

When you sarcastically congratulate someone when they achieve something you don't really give a shit about.

Derrick: I beat your sister at connect 4!
Ronald: Concrapulations!

or

Julia: I finally finished knitting my hat yesterday!
Lisa: Concrapulations.

by MarshmellowMartian February 10, 2012

Congrulations

When you misstype congratulations in an email and are forced to enter a new word in UD to avoid admitting you’ve made a mistake.

Congrulations on the promotion Chris!

by MistakenM March 13, 2023

congratulatio

Congratulations in the form of fellatio

Hey, I heard about your promotion. I gather they're be contratulatio in order.

by Brad Beattie September 9, 2005

confratulations

A form of congratulations that is only warranted after completing a fratty activity.

confratulations lets do another around

by fratfratfratfrat June 6, 2010