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An online forum with elitist and nerdy, overachieving students who are constantly worried about whether they will get into a top-ranking school
A (hyped-up) example of a post on a forum in College Confidential:

OP: Hello everyone at College Confidential! My name is SuperAchiever5000. Anyways, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY CHANCES for the Ivies, Duke, NYU, and Washington University in St. Louis?

I have a 4.99 GPA and a perfect SATI, with eight SATIIs (including French, German, Spanish, and Chinese) each at 770 or above. I'm just worried that I'm not special enough. I'm president of the entire freakin school and have volunteered more than 500 hours at the local shelter and pound. I play the piano and the violin. I haven't had that many awards, but I did win the international math competition. Also, one summer I found the cure to AIDs.

Do you think I have a chance to get into my selected schools?

Reply1: You have a shot! Go for it!

Reply 2: I'd say match for the Ivies, match for WUSTL, but high reach for NYU just cuz...

Reply3: No way, Reply2! I'd say OP with those stats will get in anywhere!

OP: Thanks guys for the encouragement! Anyone else? Wish me luck!
by SuperStellarGoGetter February 18, 2010
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Confidence

The thing girls say they want in a guy when they themselves usually don't have the confidence to make the first move.
Girl 1: "Hey, that guy who sits behind you in math?"

Girl 2: "What about him?"

Girl 1: "I think he's kinda cute"

Girl 2: "Ugh but he's so shy and quiet! Zero confidence. I wouldn't give him a chance."

The next day

Girl 2: "Oh look! there's that hot guy Trev! I soooo want him!"

Girl 1: "Go ask him out"

Girl 2: "Jeez that's intimidating! I'll just give him a smile and wait till he asks ME out"
by Biomeanace April 9, 2010
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illuminati confirmed

The Bavarian Illuminati were a religious organization based on scientology, active around the 18th century. Their symbol was a triangle with an eye in the center. The group has long since been destroyed, but conspiracy theories about its involvement in the modern world continue to thrive.

On the internet, "Illuminati Confirmed" is a joke used either to blame unusual occurrences on the Illuminati, or to joke about the existence of the Illuminati based on triangle shapes found in everyday life.
Every time I open the internet, my computer shuts down. Illuminati confirmed.

Doge's ears are triangles. Illuminati confirmed.
by Wolfscent July 27, 2016
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bronze league confirmed

Bronze league confirmed is an internet meme that originated from the Starcraft 2: Wings of Liberty GameFAQs message board. It's basically said when a user makes a complaint about something in the game that only applies to them because they are in a lower league, such as balance issue or a strategy being cheesy.
User 1: It's starcraft people, not rushcraft, where you to play to win in 5 minutes.

User 2: bronze league confirmed, nothing to see here

User 1: Void rays are so OP, they need a nerf. When they rush with them there's no way to stop them

User 2: bronze league confirmed, Void rays are easily countered.
by 06blkredline September 7, 2010
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confined

Being trapped within yourself
I feel as if I am confined within myself.
by Confin3d December 3, 2013
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confirmation touch

when you are on an encounter/date with a potential mating partner, to see if the possibility of carnal delights lay in your future, you may use light gestures of physical contact to check if that's even an option. the more touching, the better. in the culture of online dating, this has become an integral component.
BOY: 'hey, do you wanna check out some music after dinner?"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'yeah, let's leave now, that would be so radtastic'

<insert returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "you are so hot, i really wanna see you naked later"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: 'you are a scumbag, leave me alone bobby"

<no returned confirmation touch>

BOY: "I LOVE THE THANG BAND TOO!"

<insert confirmation touch>

GIRL: "that bassist bobby bananaz is so funny"

<insert returned confirmation touch>
by paulmaddthang August 6, 2012
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Conficker

Very soon, conficker will cause global shit wreckage.
by p0lyphemu5 January 25, 2009
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