Conjojulate

verb The feeling that occurs after swallowing food that hasn't been chewed. Typically happens when you are shoving food into your mouth and you can feel it in your throat and it stays there for like 5 minutes and it uncomfortably slithers down.

Person: Hey, are you alright?
You: Yeah, just swallowed a whole cheese stick. I feel a bit conjojulated.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition above.
Person: OOH! So I could say I felt a bit conjojulated after sucking your dad's member?
You: Wait what?
Person: Whoops, nothing....

by wise and stupid March 16, 2019

Conjobulation

A word expressing praise or excitement specifically regarding a new job.

Conjobulations Mel on the new position at Acme Corp!

by SBMel April 24, 2019

Confabulated

When you are confused as hell

So you wanna lie about getting my dog Pregnant pregnant

What I’m “confabulated”

by Niggatonimemes November 30, 2019

Condolulations

Combination of "condolences" and "congratulations." Used in response to a statement or pronouncement where the user is unsure of how the person who made the statement feels about their statement or pronouncement.

"My divorce is final." "Condolulations?"

by UncleWillard August 21, 2020

Combobulated

The state of being happy for to long.

I’m so combobulated

by Just sloth July 19, 2022

combobulate

to explode in the most brutal way possible in rage.

"i'm about to combobulate"

by anonymous October 15, 2022

combobulate

to reverse the effect of discombobulation

after losing his train of thought, the teacher took a deep breath and attempted to combobulate him **after losing his train of thought, the teacher took a deep breath and tried to reverse the effect of discombobulation

by thedictionarygod >:) October 22, 2022