conch shell

right after you have sex doggy with a girl, you scream in her ass and hear an echo

yesterday my girlfriends conch shell was so loud, the neighbors heard it

by michael/mclovin November 11, 2007

Conch Shitter

Shitteh Conch Croucher

Small blonde girl who shits in conch shells. She looks like a conch shitter.

by Bracastyle November 9, 2018

Conch stirred

When your friend decides to land a roll of gorilla tape on your 8 inch cock ( has to be 8 inches) and shifts your cock like a video game or a stick shift

Baby come here and get colton’s conch stirred. You know

by Gthang<ole December 20, 2020

Magic Conch Shell

One does not simply define the Magic Conch Shell. It defines you.

Magic Conch Shell, can I define you?
-No.

by CameronBri April 30, 2014

the conch

An object passed around in a group of people that when held, the holder has the groups attention and can announce a secret, or statement or whatever they have to say. One can only speak when holding the conch

Pass the conch! I have to announce the loosing of my virginity!

by LaurenMackenzie June 23, 2008

magic conch

Originally from Sponge Bob Square Pants. Then, it was used in CS. It is an all knowing power source which few can handle. Ask any question, and you shal get the awsner. Frequently used by Wock and Doffy for all their cs needs.

Doffy : What should we do this round?
Magic Conch: Nothing
Doffy: The shell has spoken, allallalllalalaallalalallaalla.

by Arthur October 17, 2004

Magic Conch (Sex Position)

You have you'r lover sit on the bed and pull on her nipple and look deep into her vagina and ask "Oh magic conch shell may i insert my penis into her vagina", and if it respond's with "yes" then you may but if it respond's with "No" then get the will forever remain a virgin.

Oh Magic Conch (Sex Position) could i eat this super delicous ass ?

"yes"

"OH BOY!".

by Faeiju October 12, 2019