complete shambles

The second tier of organisational shambles caused by management failing to understand even the basics of how an office operates.

Unlike a simple shambles, it could be foreseen by any educated 10 year old.

Sending the member of staff who paid the accounts to work in another office resulted in neither the electricity or water bills being paid, instantly reducing the office to a complete shambles which was far worse than the shambles when only the water bill had been unpaid.

by MoLincs November 28, 2011

Achieve Completion

The act of blowing one's batter; To ejaculate

After hours of jacking it with no success, I was finally able to achieve completion when that Asian porn-star got bukkaked.

by The Ace Detective Manny Pardo March 15, 2017

Completing the Circuit

When a man has sex with a shemale, and the shemale returns the favor with anal sex, therefore completing the circuit.

"So there I was, balls deep, and she just decided to try completing the circuit while i was doing him"

by robchee October 20, 2009

Complete Trash

When something sucks so bad it's no point of talking about not even mentioning it.

Person1: Hey man don't buy that thing it's nothing but complete trash.
Person2: i see....

by fingercracker May 12, 2018

complete dick

Tronald Dump

I'm not a partial dick I'm a complete dick

by Jasper-Sasha June 25, 2016

Complete rubbish

An emphasized version of rubbish. This could be one of several things:

- A statement that is, in fact, utter nonsense
- Garbage with all of its parts intact
- What people say on Twitter

You're talking complete rubbish.

99% of material published on Twitter
100% of material published on Wikipedia
0.0054% of material published on Urban Dictionary

by YouLookLikeDarthVader August 27, 2009

completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon June 1, 2018