stand down comedian

A professional, on stage in a comedy club, who suddenly understands there is no humor in our predicament, nowhere he can take us that is any more absurd than the facts, and walks off.

Oh, he had material ... Mexico building a wall to keep Americans out... Ivanka's first act as president, pardoning her imprisoned daddy, children dying so the school cafeteria staff could return to work... but he saw that we had fallen beyond the reach of laughter. He was finished, a stand down comedian, and others would silently follow.

by Monkey's Dad July 15, 2020

comedian

laughter whore

Person 1: who's your favorite comedian?
Person 2: Dane Cook
Person 1: He's a total laughter whore

by Dioxybenzone September 12, 2010

Play on Words Comedian

A non-comedian person who tries to be funny by playing on words. Tends to reuse jokes that worked the first time over and over again.

Play on Words Comedian:
Picks up a battery and asks "what's the charge?"

by John Linden November 8, 2008

situational comedian

when someone tells a joke that cannot be taken out of context, they can only tell jokes like stories. like Dane Cook.

often inappropiate

Lexxxilynn: well, I'm 16
that_guy: well, I'm 47. so what do you look like cutie?
Lexxxilynn: an underage girl

boxsterboy: haha. what a situational comedian.

by Lexxxilynn February 7, 2010

Brunch Covidian

Delusional ammo- and bean-hoarding far-right white supremacists funded by conservative oligarchs who protest shelter-in-place orders by arming themselves with penis extenders and storming state capitols because they can't get a haircut, a mani-pedi and a hamberder with ice-cream.

Boy - the Brunch Covidians were out in force in Madison last week.

by MasculineToiletGuy May 5, 2020

Brutal Comedian

when a female is performing fellatio, her male partner ejaculates in her mouth. Immediately following ejaculation, the male makes the female laugh in a method of his choice. When semen is seen flowing from the nose due to the laughter, the male proceeds to punch the female in the face. Bloody nose is preferred.

"What are you whining about, its not like i did it to you."

by Clinton & Markito with an assist from K-money January 26, 2004

The Comedian

When receiving fellatio, as you begin to climax you tell a joke and your semen comes out your partner's nose.

I totally pulled the Comedian on Bejan last night, I spooged right through his nose.

by L. Dog September 30, 2006