fucking comfy

something comfortable enough to fuck on

John has a beanbag chair that is fucking comfy

by B11good March 14, 2009

Comfy Cozy

Being extremely comfortable and extremely cozy simultaneously. Usually used by hot girls doing hot girl shit like sleeping, napping for 8 hours straight (theres a difference) and being dangerous.

Jade: you need to have a shower so that you can be comfy cozy

by awkward.eggs January 19, 2021

Comfi Boi

When you aren't feeling comfortable and must retreat to you bed for maximum comfort.

The comfi boi wasn't feeling comfortable and went home to his Bob-o-pedic mattress because the wilderness wasn't comfortable enough

by KrankyKay August 6, 2016

comfy eye spot

When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.

Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"

by Rah6 March 1, 2023

comfy chair committee

This describes people who have a comfortable, privileged existence and go online to denounce cops and troops over not shooting someone in the leg who is trying to kill them!

Yes, that cop should have used pepper spray and called the comfy chair committee.

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

Comfy-Sleeper Syndrome

A very fortune syndrome in which a person could easily fall asleep (even in the most cramped places)

Bill: Is Lindsay really sleeping on top of a toilet?
Yooey: Yup, she suffers from the comfy-sleeper syndrome!

by Yooey-Man April 8, 2015

Big Comfy Couch

The Big Comfy Couch is a Canadian kids TV show that aired between 1992 to 2006. It is also occasionally used as a euphemism for Big Caucasian Cock.

Bf: Wanna come sit on my big comfy couch tonight?
Gf: Sure thing babe!

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 18, 2020