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Columbine

The high school in Denver, Colorado, where two social outcasts, who were utterly and wholesomely sick of their bullying by the Cool Jocks and similar, went on a murderous rampage. Not that this was justified, but one can see why they did it - it wasn't Marilyn Manson, it wasn't The Matrix, it wasn't Neo-Nazism, and it wasn't Quake. IT WAS SOCIAL CONDITIONING. They had been led to believe by those at the school that their lives were worthless, so they thought, "Mise well take a few down on our way out!".

Of course, these two individuals are dead now, so we can't question them as to their real motives.
by KHD June 11, 2003
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Columbian Puppy Chow

The act of pouring cocaine into the vaginal chasm and snorting it out.
Person 1: Yo, Are you ok with me giving your mom a Columbian Puppy Chow?
Person 2: No!
Person 1: Too late it happened last night. :D
by Formal Member of the KKK March 28, 2015
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Columbus Explorers high school

its a private high school which is pretty much a sports breeding ground.The sport teams there barely lose any games , mostly go to finals because they RECRUIT players from schools! and the guys there are expected to be preppy, hot with nice set of hair and tan. they usually party every weekend and tend to be full of themselves, and get free blow jobs from other private school girls such as Lourdes and St.Brendan girls , since those girls worship them. Well long story short every guy wants to be a Columbus explorer.
'wow i went to a party last weekend and the hottest guys were there"
- "what school were they from?!"
" oh Columbus Explorers high school guys! , but they were dicks anyway"
by random girl. February 13, 2014
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Oh, columbus!

An exclamation one uses after shitting on the floor of Ace Hardware.
"I dunno man, he just yelled 'Oh, columbus!' and I took the rest of the day off."
by nottheacehardwareshitter September 3, 2020
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Columbian Cold

The congestion of the nasal cavity after a cocaine binge.
Broham1: I partied too hard last night. I have the Columbian Cold.

Broham2: That's gnar.
by jakeo May 25, 2006
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frosh clumps

(1.) Groups of first year college students that stay together.

(2.) A sexually transmitted disease that one develops by fornicating with freshmen.
(1.) Fuck, there are no tables left because frosh clumps invaded the dining hall.

(2.) Eww, you should get those frosh clumps checked out before they spreak to your junk.
by GreenMonter March 25, 2005
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columbian bam bam

coke, booger sugar, nose candy, yayo, crack, etc
pretty much cocaine:P
Reese: There's nothing like fear that will make a man avoid prison, so I taped a bag of cocain under the hood of the car and called the boys in blue. Now the way I see it, you got about two minutes before you're serving 5 to 10. So what's it gonna be: Jail or prison?
Ricky: What are you talking about?!
Reese: Real simple son! Cops are comin', and there's a kilo of Columbian bam bam underneath the car! Time to be a man! You got hair on your peaches or what? Let's go!

WOOT TALEDEGA NIGHTS:D
by Bob Chingchongedy August 2, 2007
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