Coldtomb

A vagina that has been out of use for a long period of time.

"Steph had such a coldtomb"

by p73 February 12, 2014

Coldstoned

Eating coldstone (or any) ice cream while stoned.

"I got so coldstoned last night" , said Jedidiah.

by Niggaman and Niggawoman. April 12, 2016

Coldstoning

The act of packing a vagina or anus with cold stone creamery ice cream and then eating it out of the orifice.

I was coldstoning brad the other day, and got a little more than just chocolate ice cream!

by Thaddeus Frost October 21, 2017

Colostomy

Stoma is mouth in latin. Ostomy is a surgical procedure where the surgeon makes an opening to connect some organ with the outside of the body. Tracheostomy is when that opening is made in the trachea for breathing and Colostomy is when the colon is connected to the outside for foecal excretion (in diseases that require that procedure). The opening is usually connected to a sterile bag that will receive the foeces.

Ali: How is your grandma's rectal cancer?
Mostafa: She got it removed and had to get a colostomy for shitting.
Ali: Good for her man.

by Achafai June 21, 2019

Colostomy Bag

A more extreme version of douchebag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

Mick is such a colostomy bag. He slammed that freshman into a locker and told him he fucked her sister

by H8rsgon2H8 July 23, 2019

Colostomy bag

The same as calling (insulting )a straight male a douchebag they like pussy so (douchebag) ; You can't call (insult) a homosexual ,gay, transgender male a douchebag because he doesn't go for pussy, vagina, linage, twat, gushy, pink paradise, coochie. Gay men play with anal, booty, asshole, poop shoot, man's asshole. Therefore they are colostomy bags not douchebags in my opinion by definition

Did you see all those f****** colostomy bags in that new little Nas x video twerking in the shower naked that was super out of pocket, a damn shame hello colostomy bags, trifling!

by Indigo 💙 Blues August 20, 2021

ColdStarsLight

ColdStarsLight loves to play games , mostly has the best time with his girlfriend.. named Rhixie <3 his girlfriend will always be named rhixie no matter what .. ColdstarsLight loves her:)

rhixie isn’t that your boyfriend Coldstarslight

by rhixie November 22, 2021