cracked rearview

a corrupted memory of life. a jagged or jaded look back complicated by memory loss, grief, a horrible twist of fate in life which scarred or warped all sense of the past.

a cracked rear view maybe complicated by memory loss, drugs or medication especially if administered without consent.

Hey whatever happenend to that guy?
He's got a cracked rearview, I am surprised he can even remember who he is given the strength of the meds they gave him.

by nick May 18, 2006

cracked walnut

A very attractive young man. A much more attractive boy than Leonardo DiCaprio.

Sam is a cracked walnut

by Sam.spec January 20, 2018

cracked actor

when you want to have sex with David Bowie and just wish you was his wife but you can´t because he is dead and was married to Man

I really feel like an cracked actor lately

by Rock n roll with Ziggy March 7, 2019

Cracked Black Pepper

Making a a singular or series of funny gags to impress your mates which fully exceeds their expectations as you’re normally a boring southern twat.

“Ah that was a classic cracked black pepper from Pete, normally I’d rather shit in my hands and clap than listen to him rabble on about Minecraft”

by WhiteRoseBanterMerchannt February 17, 2023

Fresh Cracked

Reference to getting some D before getting out of bed for the day. That pleasurable early morning wake up sex romp.

Sorry I’m late. I was fresh cracked this morning.

He lifted her night gown and fresh cracked her.

I saw he had a water dog so I slipped my panties off, hopped on for a ride and woke him to a fresh cracked surprise.

by Eaton Holgoode February 2, 2018

Cactus Cracked

Anal sex without lubricant. Akin to getting your rectum violated by a long, skinny canctus.

He took my booty to pound town last night without lube. I got cactus cracked.

I cactus cracked her last night. She was a Squealer!

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

cracked

messed up; wack; not right

that shit is cracked

by Nikki September 10, 2003