Cocoa Puffs

The act of a woman/man dropping their dingleberries in an empty bowl. A lactating woman must then squeeze her milk into the bowl for the man/woman to consume. Best served WITHOUT a spoon, almost like bobbing for apples.

I heard Steve's girlfriend served him a mean bowl of cocoa puffs the morning after prom.

by SE779 May 1, 2011

Cocoa Puffin

Cocaine + Mary Jane = Cocoa Puffin

A mix of Cocaine and Cannabis, dangerous shit!

Person 1 - "Bro, I just smoked a gram of some Cocoa Puffin"
Person 2 - "Shit bro how you feel?"
Person 1 - "I'm trippin balls"

by BigCockCaleb September 4, 2018

Cocoa Pebbles

When your poop doesn't form correctly and it comes out in a pile of little brown balls.

Someone dumped a lot of Cocoa Pebbles in the toilet. I wouldn't recommend eating them though.

by Scritton Bow April 6, 2011

Cocoa Tree

When a man shits in his hand, rubs it on his pubic hair, and recieves a blow job, it is known as a cocoa tree. This is because as the "bitch" is giving him a blow job, she gets "cocoa" all over her forehead.

A-Rod gave Madonna a cocoa tree and she had shit all over her forehead.

by JMon 60 April 10, 2010

Glen Cocoa

Luke warm cocoa, for those with temperature sensitive palettes.

Snowed in and the only thing that helps is some Glen Cocoa.

by just trust me on this January 5, 2017

cocoa loli

A cocoa loli is your typical loli except with brown or tan skin, they usually have dark hair but people have drawn variations of hair with coco lolis.

A: dude lolis are not ok
B: but what about them cocoA lolis
A; shit you right about that

by xXROTTENTOMATOXx February 1, 2018

Cocoa Surprise

when a person shits so hard that their large intestine pops out!

ooh-wee! i just i just pulled a cocoa surprise!

by GC BLAKK October 9, 2008