A euphemism used to politely describe a situation where an apparent malfunction is caused by the operator instead of the machine.
(Also "Cockpit Problems")
(Also "Cockpit Problems")
Person #1: "Jim says he can't get the new copier to work."
Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."
Person #2: "It must be cockpit trouble. It has been working fine for me."
by zboss April 27, 2009
Get the Cockpit Troublemug. Similar to male teabagging, a female squats over someone’s face and lowers her vagina onto the person. Cockpit Press is used as a practical joke or prank when performed on someone who is passed out or asleep. It can also be a sexual act as well.
At the sorority house last night, silly Sally drank 3 bottles of Boone's Farm wine passed out on the floor again, but this time the whole pledge class gave her a Cockpit Press! Like, tots embarrassing!
by Dick B. Tricklin July 3, 2018
Get the Cockpit Pressmug. Not on a females body but a male body also has a cockpit but this time it is more similar to an armpit. On a male body the cockpit area is the area between the base of the shaft and the top of the nutsack. So as when the penis is hanging down in front of the nutsack they form a pit in the subsequent area in the middle therein benownst as the cockpit.
I got done masturbating the other day and right after I was done I found a rash in my cockpit and have no idea how I got it.
by Overthinker17 November 17, 2020
Get the Cockpitmug. A Buckle Bunny is a person who almost exclusively dates pilots probably more so for the free flights and views..
and probably has a thing for a man/woman in uniform.
and probably has a thing for a man/woman in uniform.
Cockpit Bunny: Noun
similar to Buckle Bunny, but instead is a devotee to Pilots and Aviation folk.
Use in a sentence:
“What about Brenda, she’s pretty?”
“Nah man she’s one of them cockpit bunnies, she just thinks i’m hot because i can give her a free ride… in the sky…”
similar to Buckle Bunny, but instead is a devotee to Pilots and Aviation folk.
Use in a sentence:
“What about Brenda, she’s pretty?”
“Nah man she’s one of them cockpit bunnies, she just thinks i’m hot because i can give her a free ride… in the sky…”
by AviationMecha March 31, 2023
Get the Cockpit Bunnymug. by tallbitchofic October 17, 2021
Get the The Cockpitmug. by Gayerthangays February 26, 2015
Get the Cockpitmug. v. to insert an erect penis into the armpit of another for sexual pleasure, possibly in the case of more conventional sexual practices being unavailable.
by anonymousbastard October 3, 2014
Get the cockpitmug.