rusty cockpit

a womans vagina that is filled with scabbs and crusty blood

forrests mom has a rusty cockpit

by Skeeter and Mr. Serrano December 29, 2008

Coffee in the cockpit

Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.

I'm so tired babe let me throw some coffee in the cockpit real quick.

by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021

russian cockpit

The area on the female where the pilot (the man) lands his nuts on the females asshole and flips his member into her vagina making a stable yet efficient compartment for the pilot.

Pilot: All aboard the Russian cockpit.

by Mike Op January 21, 2008

The Cockpit

The trap house of ho, rusty, lucky, and tall bitch

Yo bro beer darts at the cockpit. We smokin in the shed first. BYOB

by tallbitchofic October 17, 2021

Cockitude

To be in the state of ignorant bliss strutting ones junk not giving a fuck.

I say Jane , look at Mr Darcy in his banana hammock strutting his male pride giving zero fucks . His Cockitude knows no bounds

by Shatbuff July 12, 2019

cockpet

it's a fart from the penis

Shittt!!!! i made a cockpet !!!!

by Adrien Coriandre June 21, 2009

cocknitive

Hyper awareness of the male genitalia in social settings.

Today, I was very cocknitive in the gym.

by Charles A Churchill September 12, 2013