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Cockroblingoblin

stfu you Cockroblingoblin i’ll slap your mother
by Floppy Nicki June 1, 2021
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Cock Goblin

Someone with burning sexual desire. Commonly refers to male genitalia and operating such machinery. If you’re not looking he will try to sneak into your underwear. Might like Greek food.
Dude 1, “how many eggplants have a you eaten in recent history
Cock Goblin, “yeah gimme that cock”
by Bumblepumble November 22, 2021
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Cock goblin

What Jon does as a day job.
by Flex fire February 9, 2023
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Cock Goblin

(alt. Crotch Goblin) An elected official (often a fascist) who introduces or supports legislation interrogating people's (esp. children's) genitalia while simultaneously removing those people's rights.
Republicans introducing legislation to remove the rights of transgender people are cock goblins.
by CherryTart February 15, 2023
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cockgocking

COCKGOCKING: the act of an individual intentionally gazing at a man's cock for a time longer than that of 15second
“Your bitmoji is hiding in a box cockgocking at my bitmoji”
by Beardedwonder3o September 9, 2020
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Cockgoblet

The cup that a man uses daily like his morning coffee cup or glass that he drinks out of everyday. Refer to bitchgoblet. Similar, just for a man.
Don't drink out of that. Its dads cockgoblet.
by HillbillyTransporter May 27, 2021
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Cockgobly

The state of being crazed like a goblin to suck phalluses.
Jessie has been incredibly cockgobly this week, she beat the record of most dicks sucked in a day.
by eloquent-moonprism November 15, 2025
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