Cockflag

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.

Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.

by Satch45 July 18, 2010

Cockfight

Two males in competition over a watching female, both with erect penis's slap and bash them together until one goes limp. The winner gets the female, the loser goes home empty handed.

Ben and Simon both wanted to get with Amy, she couldn't decide who she wanted so made them cockfight for her affections

by dms86 October 18, 2018

cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

losing a cockfight to a pigeon

To get into a stupid or unnecessary argument, only to lose to an idiot.

Losing a cockfight to a pigeon:

Every time I enter into a political discussion on the Internet, I find myself in a cockfight, losing to a pigeon.

by Bloody Terrible July 19, 2020

Cocktagon

The geometric building in which leading military minds devise weaponry to punish rogue vagina-states. Cutting edge research within this institution has led to the development of weapons of ass destruction including the heat-seeking moisture missile and the morning rocket, as well as smaller scale devices such as the tongue-dart.

Secretary Cocksfeld is meeting with high-level cocktagon officials today to decide which missile to deploy into the South American rogue vagina-state of Bolabia.

by Mjolnir November 7, 2006

Cockbag

A burlap sack full of penises.

Person 1: Wow, that's a lot of penises you have there. How are you going to carry them?

Person 2: With this cockbag, of course. <shows burlap sack>

by Suavebugger November 4, 2009

Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.

Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.

by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007