When you don't pee for a long time and the tip of your penis sticks to itself, so when you go to pee it spatters your urine all over the toilet seat like a cobra spraying venom.
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Get the Rusty Cobra mug.(v) an up and rising deep-throating technique in the porn industry. When the female goes down on the male, he forms a cobra claw by curls his thumb and four fingers, and with the speed of a cobra clinches the back of her head and slams it towards his midsection, forcing a completely unexpected deep-throat. While preforming the cobra claw the male must declare his dominance while the female is gasping for air by shouting "COBRA CLAW," and for good measure, disposing of his semen directly in her eye.
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A euphemism meaning either
1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.
The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.
Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.
The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.
Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
by Willow April 1, 2008
Get the Charm the cobra mug.A woman who stares non-stop at a musician, attempting to "hypnotize" him with her gaze. The phrase comes from the cobra's unique ability to persuade, or hypnotize its victim by staring at it before striking.
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Guy 1: Ugh I hate going to Warped Tour.
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
Guy 2: Why? The best bands play there?
Guy 1: Yeah, but I always end up waiting in line for an hour to pee only to end up with the porta-john with a speckled cobra coiled in the blue piss water.
Guy 2: Oh... dude. Umm...
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: That was mine.
Guy 1: *cries*
by gross person January 3, 2009
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