clusterfuck

A combination of things going extremely wrong in a short period of time within the same general activity -- caused by stupidity and/or ineptitude.

A polite term using the same initials would be compound fiasco.

This PR fiasco is a gigantic clusterfuck.

by Scandacious March 18, 2004

New England Clusterfuck

A dangerous intersection where far too many routes converge into a single point, especially common in New England where the routes were established before the automobile. May or may not include a rotary. Can occur on both surface streets and expressways. Partially responsible for doubling car insurance costs. Even more fun when combined with aggressive New England drivers.

I'm sorry I'm late for work again, but I always get stuck in traffic down at Hamptonshire Square, where Quossohachett Ave, Milfordbury St, Glastonshire Rd, Newbury Blvd, and Boston Pike all converge. That intersection is a classic New England Clusterfuck...

by wthrfrk80 March 3, 2011

clusterfuck

A situation that is totally fucked up, especially as a result of managerial incompetence.

Originally of military origin; a double play on the word "cluster," both evoking multiple fuckups, as used in the term "cluster bomb," and evoking the oak leaf or star "cluster" insignia of the REMF who did the fucking.

Military: "Fuck, I heard Wilkins bought it last night going into that 'headquarters building.' The fucker was shit empty except for the IED that blew him to hell. Took two other guys' legs off and shit. Whose goddamed idea was that whole clusterfuck, anyway?"

Civilian: "That Big Dig is a complete clusterfuck from end to end. Over budget, over due, and now under water."

Incorrect, but sounds like fun: "The three of us got together and clusterfucked all night."

by The Fucking Police September 19, 2006

clusterfucktabulous

This is typically a point of view where you are a third party looking on with hilarious admiration at a situation unfold that is a complete clusterfuck.

"IBM said everything wrong in that meeting. Listening from the phone it was clusterfucktabulous!"

by Icewater July 30, 2008

clutterfuck

to have a Cal Clutterbuck jersey on while fucking a girl

Dude... last night after the Wild game i clutterfucked my girlfriend!

by jimbob95 January 13, 2011

clusterfuck

a shitstorm of bad stuff happening all at once.

Adriana: Wow I'm getting sued, got into a car accident, got verbally abused from one of my best friends over a dumb rumor, jury duty, my TA lost all of my essays, and school started...

Jamal: What. A. Clusterfuck.

by Johnsmith1010101 April 13, 2011

Clusterfucknundrum

A conundrum of cluster fucks.

Also can be pronounced clusterfunundrum.

Well that was a clusterfucknundrum.Cluster Fuck Conundrum

by xMaestro February 16, 2014