The Chunk

It’s the best “chunk” of the year. It can loosely be defined as the time frame in the year when one most commonly finds themselves drinking hot apple cider. It falls over September, October, November, and December.
But it begins and ends with a feeling so the above is debatable. It’s about warm houses, blankets, and fire places. Tea, hot chocolate, and chai lattes. It’s pumpkin spice muffins and comfort food. it’s crunchy atmospheric decoration be it leaves or snow. It’s rosy cheeks and warm hearts. turkey and stuffing and mashed potatoes. Sweaters and socks and boots and leggings and hats and mitts, and jean jackets or just plain jeans. It’s colors and cinnamon.

“Oh, I’m so glad that the chunk has finally arrived, it gives me an excuse to use up this bulk package of cinnamon and wear every single sweater I own.”

“Hey Mom, you making hot apple cider or something? it smells pretty chunky in here.”

by The Chunk Fairy September 22, 2013

chunk bunker

A small hole dug in the ground to bury turds in, for when you can't find the john. Digging one of these "bunkers" is called Chunk Bunkering.

"If you go camping, remember to bring a little shovel so you can dig some "chunk bunkers" if you need to drop a dookie. Make sure you bury it though, or people might get pissed."

by rockstarchris June 21, 2007

chunk up the deuce

Putting up a sideways peace sign with your hand.

I chunk up the deuce of the south in the mouth

by Bill Bushly July 17, 2006

Chunk Funk

When a fat person smells terrible.

My gym teacher has a bad case of chunk funk

by Sigma_beans June 27, 2018

chunk knocker

A chunk knocker is a pipe used to smoke either crack cocaine or fentanyl. The term chunk knocker is often used by old heads who have been around a while. In the 1980s chunk knocker/chunk pipe was slang for a pipe used for smoking crack cocaine, but in the early 2000s it also became synonymous with the kind of pipe you use to smoke or fentanyl aka chunk dope out of. Nowadays most people use chunk knocker to refer to a fent dope pipe because "knocking" typically refers to smoking fentanyl chunk dope, which makes a unique "knock" sound as it is vaporized.

old head rock smoker: pass me that chunk knocker here youngin im about to load up the dope

by peanut coke plug October 28, 2022

tidey chunk

The sexual act of "fingering" a woman, except the large toe is used instead of the actual fingers.

"Johnny gave me a tidey chunk last night"

by Holliver May 18, 2008

brown chunk slam dunk

v. phrase Essentually it means you have to take a shit.

Im gonna drop a brown chunk slam dunk!

ex. Taking the browns to the super bowl
dropping the kids off at the pool

by UnKnownSteel June 14, 2010