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Clown Carring

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When a woman had three of more dicks in a hole
Me and the boys had a great time clown carring Rachel last night
by Bonnie_J3kins April 6, 2024
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carnival barking clown

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An insult coined by democratic candidate Michael Bloomberg in a series of tweet exchanges between himself and President Donald Trump in 2020. Both are from New York.

Michael combines two insults. A carnival barker is an employee in cheap showy clothes, "barks" (yells) to attract patrons. He is usually position in a stand in front of decrepit attractions, such as freak shows and erotic dance shows.

"Clown" is just added as a typical New York put-down.
@realDonaldTrump

- we know many of the same people in NY. Behind your back they laugh at you & call you a carnival barking clown. They know you inherited a fortune & squandered it with stupid deals and incompetence.

I have the record & the resources to defeat you. And I will.
by Kingdragonfly February 14, 2020
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cash crown cartel

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A sorry bunch of fakers. They claim to be gangstas, but nobody believes them. Their beats and rhymes are horrible. It has been established that their personal wealth only amounts to $360, which they display in an open briefcase. They suck big time.

They also claim they are going to kill 50 Cent.
Cash Crown Cartel? Who are they?
by Caribou Lou November 1, 2007
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hungarian clowncar

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It's that thing where you have a bunch of midgets in a gangbang inside of a small european car (country non-specific.)
That taxi ride was such a Hungarian Clowncar, these aren't my shoes?!
by XCRRTY October 19, 2013
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1. A situation that is irretrievably ridiculous and fucked up.
2. A state of affairs that resembles the concept of dozens of adults dressed in bright colors with synthetic wigs and enormous shoes emerging one by one from an impossibly tiny car
3. A circumstance, incident or person that seems simple from the outside but is in fact vast, labyrinthine, complex and more likely than not, a fiasco.
4. A situation, person or event that is worthy of mockery, scorn or derision.

Clowncar is best used when preceded by a superlative.
Alt spelling: Klownauto.
That outfit he is wearing is so clowncar.

George Bush’s policies regarding Iraq are completely clowncar.

The fact that the case about ‘Bong hits 4 Jesus’ made it to the Supreme Court is absolutely clowncar.

Don’t take the 1 train to Time’s Square. I heard someone jumped in front of the train and it’s a total clowncar down there.
by amanda boekelheide August 9, 2007
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Albuquerque Clowncar

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Group sex act, whereby as many people as possible attempt to simultaneously penetrate a meth addicted prostitute in every orifice. The prostitute must be enticed with the promise of free drugs upon completion of the act. However, as soon as the last participant has successfully inserted his member into the host, all participants suddenly pull out all at once and proceed to run away without paying.
After school, Billy suggested we all go down to the local truckstop to see if we could find us an old Albuquerque Clowncar and go for a joyride.
by rectacular March 25, 2008
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crown rewards card

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yet another meaningless rewards card that is forced upon unsuspecting hallmark customers when they attempt to purchase anything at a hallmark store.
clerk: "find everything you were looking for?"
customer: "yes, thank you."
clerk: "do you have your crown rewards card?"
customer: "no, i-"
clerk: "you need one. for real. fill this out. it'll change your life."
customer: "but i-"
clerk: "DO IT NOW!!"
customer: *obeys*
by taekwondoangel1 June 21, 2009
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