The guy on the couch.

That dude that showed up with your homie, that you barely know who ends up staying at your crib long after your friend leaves, to smoke up the rest of your weed.

The guy on the couch.

by Untraced March 19, 2011

Couch hole

The type of person that you would only fuck on your couch because they aren't worthy of your bed.

"I can't believe that he took his fugly ex-girlfriend back. I saw that she commented his Facebook saying that they were up on his couch all night. He wouldn't even take her to his bed because she is such a couch hole."

by chaachaa May 22, 2009

Couch-pod

The location you sit in for hours, weather on your laptop, watching TV, or eating - you can do it all from the couch-pod. Sometimes one will spend hours in the same location, with laptop, drink, food, and remote all within reach.

Can be used as a verb: couch-podding

Cassia got home from class and spent the next four hours in her couch-pod. But she did eat dinner, write an essay, and squeeze in three hours on facebook.

by AJB2012 September 14, 2010

Couch pig

Somebody else's fat wife.

Get those dick beaters off the remote you couch pig!

by Whiskyghost September 4, 2016

iron clooch

The one school thot that has all the STD’s but is still snatching bodies.

“Oh my god, Tabatha is such an iron clooch.”

by The big chungle March 7, 2019

Shit the couch

When a girl takes it in the rear, and when the man pulls out the girl literally takes a shit on the couch.

"Hey, did you hear? Tanya shit the couch last night?"

"Really? Tyrone must've gave it to here good then"

by pinohkio December 18, 2011

Boyfriend couch

The couch outside of a dressing room designated for those not trying things on, but rather there for support. Most commonly reserved for those with Y chromosomes.

"Baby, wait here on the boyfriend couch while I try on these jeans-- then you can tell me how good I look in them!"

by Chelsealane June 11, 2008