clothes

The most effective form of contraception.

Gavin dry-humped Roberta on the bus. Since they both wore clothes, copulation was avoided.

by Killing Kittens November 4, 2006

clothing optional

Words on a sign at boundary of naturist beach, beyond which it becomes a criminal offence to wander about buck naked.

Billy eventually got the courage to remove his trunks at the clothing optional beach.

by Kerb November 29, 2004

Slave Clothes

The proper private school attire. Commonly a polo, khaki pants/shorts, belt, and laced up shoes with socks visible.

"Hey dude, do you want to go party?"

"Yeah, but I gotta' go home and change out of my Slave Clothes; I look like a bitch"

by Gustache May 17, 2007

Clothesplosion

When you feel the need to get necked in an instant.

There was so much sexual tension in this room between Robin and Ted, a clothesplosion could occur at any moment.

by MrRee September 16, 2011

Clothilda

Shut up James

James why do you do this to clothilda

by floccinaucinihilipilification7 April 27, 2019

The Clothing Theory

The theory in which you can save space in a bed by removing ones clothes. Making a bed seem bigger, so you and a girl can comfortably engage in sexual acts, by removing articles of clothing.

Slaying mad hoes is made easier by use of The Clothing Theory

by fratstar 24 August 30, 2010

oliver clothesoff

It means all of her clothes off (if you don't get it *rolls eyes*

I want Oliver Clothesoff

by Your Dad *creepy wink* June 11, 2018