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Cockblocker 3000

A word that describes a woman's panties when they are in the way of hot dirty sex.
Hey, why don't you take off those Cockblocker 3000's so we can get down to business.
by NIckiMC28 July 25, 2011
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Cockblocker

To stop one man from having sexual relations with a female
Colin is a stupid cockblocker
by Jon Mouchet December 8, 2003
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CockBlocker

A person who has unnatural tendencies to stop sexual encounters before they begin.
Terrible. Some chick cockblocker screwed me big time
by Meandmybaby June 29, 2011
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clockblocked

trolliest AMC 10 problem in history (specifically referring to 2015 AMC 10A #14)

The diagram below shows the circular face of a clock with radius $20$ cm and a circular disk with radius $10$ cm externally tangent to the clock face at $12$ o'clock. The disk has an arrow painted on it, initially pointing in the upward vertical direction. Let the disk roll clockwise around the clock face. At what point on the clock face will the disk be tangent when the arrow is next pointing in the upward vertical direction?
*Time rewinds to February 2015*
Guy: Hey, how was the AMC 10 yesterday?
Girl: It went fairly well, except that I got clockblocked.
Guy: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Girl: No, not "that" kind of "-blocked"
Guy: what the hell are you talking about then?
Girl: It was one of the problems on the AMC 10A, that problem about the disk tangent to the clock
Guy: Oh.
by fidgetboss_4000 June 11, 2019
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Cockblocked by Donald Trump

When you live in Mexico and have a gf in America and you about to visit her but Donald Trump just built a wall.
Jose: I was about to visit my girlfriend but I got cockblocked by Donald Trump.
Juan: No me gusta.
by not Jackie Chen October 4, 2017
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Cockblocker

A person who gets in the way of a couple getting their freak on.
A prison worker who tries to keep a couple from havin congigal trailer visits so they can get their freak ON is a def cockblocker.

They don't do their job, delay the paperwork and even lie instead of simply finishin stuff up.
by Sexy Sadie69 January 6, 2008
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facebook cockblocked

Most often when a male encounters a female and gets the facebook add. The newly met female posts something flirty and is quickly met with a post right above by a girlfriend or the girlfriend's friend.

This is intended to let the male know that she read this new girl's post and does not approve of it.

NOTE: To prevent facebook cockblocks send private messages in the future.
Matt's facebook wall:

GF's post: Heyy babe, just wanted to say i love you so much! (translation: dont you fucking respond to that post below or i will rip off your nuts)

Shirley's post: hey matt, i had a great time last night with you! give me a call sometime :)

(later)
Matt: Yeah i met this hot chick last night at the concert, but lauren facebook cockblocked me when she wrote on my wall
by gordonchem September 29, 2009
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