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clintonian

Any politician who, while serving as a government employee, creates a net worth more than five (5) times the total of their salary, is a Clintonian.
Nancy Pelosi has earned $5,415,200 in salary as a Representative in the US Congress, yet has amassed a net worth of $196,299,990 during that same time, making her a true Clintonian.
by Chief Nick May 3, 2018
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Clintonized

The state of being so powerful and influential that it begins to hurt your own image.
The Town Sheriff felt clintonized when people started to walk out on her lofty speech on diversity and inclusiveness while announcing new impractical policies, and those who stayed started booing.
by Calcatian October 5, 2019
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Clintoniousity

How much of what you do and how you do it is similar to, in the style of, or exactly the way and manor that Clinton would react if he were to find himself in the same situation.
"Dude, the Clintoniousity of your recent life choices is truly admirable."
by Clintonian February 27, 2021
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Clinning

Clinning refers to a sexual act that is a cousin of sounding. Clinning involves the insertion of a rod, which most often is hollowed out, into the urethras of the two participating parties. The sexual partners then attempt to beat each other by pissing with greater force than their competitor in order to assert dominance by overcoming their urine and forcing their own urine into the partner's urethra.
S: I've keep getting a nasty UTI from all this clinning I've been up to.

J: I have never ever gotten an infection due to clinning. You must just be the submissive clinner.
by thefooistrue December 5, 2022
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Clintonian

(NOUN) Someone who deals in situational ethics. Someone who judges one person, place, thing, or idea by one set of criteria, but doesn't judge another person, place, thing, or idea by the same criteria. In other words, someone who does not judge everyone, everywhere, everything, and every idea by a reasonably stagnant standard.
"Stop being a clintonian."
"How clintonian of you."
"What a bunch of clintonians! Criticizing my basic ideas but not that guy's lunacy!"
by ComicalCoconut April 26, 2023
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Clintonic Suicide

Whenever someone connected to the Clintons, Epstein, or a whistleblower of any sort who has never been suicidal is found dead and the cause of death is suicide.
“Yo man did you hear how a witness is gonna take the stand against Epstein?”
“Do you live under a rock bro? He said he was willing to spill the beans on everything but then they found him hanging in his jail cell, said he was suffering from mental illness.”

“Ah damn the state got him, that’s the third Clintonic Suicide this year”
by Dredgen May 11, 2023
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Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid

The epitome of awesome sauce, radiating charisma and confidence wherever he goes. With a brilliant mind and boundless creativity, he fearlessly tackles challenges and leaves a trail of brilliance behind him. His unwavering integrity and genuine kindness make him a beacon of compassion, always ready to lend a helping hand. John's adventurous spirit and natural leadership abilities inspire others to embrace new experiences and achieve greatness. Humble yet relentless, he leaves an indelible mark on those he encounters, forever inspiring them to reach new heights.
Josh"Do you know Clintonious Hoangia Phaminoid? He is so AWESOME SAUCE!!! :D"
Joe: "I don't, but I WANT TO GRRRR"
by chevisIOUSME July 7, 2023
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