A Certified Lover Boy/CLB is a flirtatious and romantic man that unexpectedly sweeps you off your feet despite your suspicion that he has probably pulled the same moves with a number of women before you. The true test of a CLB is to over-achieve in the bedroom with some… ‘je ne sais qoui’ element to his sexual performance, all the while acting like your boyfriend and making you wonder what your future could be together. Without these qualifications he is not a certified lover boy.
“_____ is more than just one of my lover boys. He is a genuine CLB.”
“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”
“He puts the certified in certified lover boy.”
by cocaptainpancake September 10, 2021
Get the Certified Lover Boy mug.A Certified Slap is a song that goes on your playlist for best rap songs ever. A Certified Slap consists of just dirty beats and the Hook is 2 Legit 2 quit. A Slap is known as a really good song, but a Certified Slap is just dirty. A Certified Slap is not played at places like LA BOOM. It is best to play a Certified Slap while driving hot bitches around in your car. Especially the freshmen who go to the all girls schools who are always horny as fuck for your sausegeeee.
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A girl that cares alot about their so and does anything in their power to make them happy even if they dont put as much effort
by Lovelykah January 21, 2022
Get the Certified Lover Girl mug.Someone who sells "certainty" on a particular issue to gain money or power -- usually a politician, pundit or preacher. Certainty Pimps don't like shades of gray because they force people to think for themselves.
Did you see that Certainty Pimp on TV? He says the recent cold snap is proof that global warming is a complete hoax.
by Peter Kobs January 17, 2009
Get the Certainty Pimp mug.The evil genius villains in James Bond movies appear to be highly intelligent when, in actuality, they are certifiable.
by Li'l Scotty October 7, 2005
Get the certifiable mug.A bird that little is known about. It is know that the chert bird's feathers are every color ever, the chert bird can fly 1000x faster than the speed of light, and the chert birds call sounds like, "cheeeeeeaaaaarrrrrt." Scholars believe that the chert bird once took a young man named Michael back in time to discover marijuana. After this journey, it has been said that Michael was the one man the chert bird entrusted its knowledge to. There are variations of the chert bird, such as the Alpha Chert, the Anti-Chert, and Herbert, even less is known about these chert bird.
It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.
It is rare that you will see a chert bird so if you do consider yourself lucky.
Chert bird (swooping down):"Cheeeeeeeeaarrrt"
Man: "Wait, what was that?"
Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."
Chert Bird: "Chert."
Man: "Wait, what was that?"
Man 1: "I think I'm going to try to catch a chert bird for science."
Man 2: "Fuck you."
Chert Bird: "Chert."
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