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cleft

When one's boxers, shorts, or underwear rides up on you. There are three types of the cleft, a left cleft, a right cleft, and a middle cleft (the worst). A left and a right cleft is where your boxers pull up to either side or you testicle sac, and a middle cleft is where the seam in the boxers that splits the legs rides up on you up the middle seeming to almost split you sac.
Man, I have a bad left cleft
by Project Green Leaf June 11, 2006
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Cleft

The point where the shaft of the male penis meets the testicals for the first time.
Ouch! The tennis ball hit me right in the cleft!
by GallonChallengeFail August 9, 2009
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Cleft

Someone who lacks a chin. Their chin is either non-existent and their mouth leads straight to their neck or there is a slight dent with evidence of a shrunken or growing chin.
Yo, don't stand too close to Cleft or you'll catch the disease and your chin will fall off
by Nast-A October 1, 2010
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cleft

A Northern Irish term. A cleft is essentially a yuppie arsehole, or trustfund hipster. Activities indulged in by the cleft, including the purchase of luxury cars, male grooming products and Warhol prints, may be referred to as clefty.
Christ, is that a cashmere iPod cosie? You utter cleft.
by dbspin1 December 29, 2007
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ass cleft

the little tilt inward on the top of one's asshole, not to be confused with the grundle, this tight skin must be broken for full anal penetration.
i snorted coke right off that bitches cleft, then fucking ripped that shit open, and preceeded to rip her oring, wide the fuck open.
by chris/josh May 1, 2005
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Cleft tit

When one's tit is larger than the other. Also known as "sloppy tit" or "awkward jugs" "breastfeeding boobies"
"Hey Eric lift your shirt and show the cleft tit.

"Your cleft tit looks like you've been breastfeeding.

"Let me slap your cleft tit like a bag of wine."
by Swaggy C da Realest October 8, 2017
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Love Cleft

The act of crying about cows who got pregnant by a fat mexican and then begging for a dirty muffler
Elliott Harwood did the Love Cleft for 3 days
by fuck yo motha May 12, 2010
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