cleatus

a classic slack jawed yokel type moron.

sheriff Rosco P.Coltraine(dukes)

by Anonymous June 3, 2003

Yeetus Cleatus

Zack you’re not funny

Zack Ellis thinks he’s funny when he says “Yeetus Cleatus”

by Lol, 69 September 2, 2019

Cletus Weefee

Some fucking moron with a crack addiction who sells faulty routers

That sister fucking dip fuck Cletus weefee just gave me a microwave with glue in it

by Sosig April 9, 2020

Damn It Cletus

When your friend Madison says something stupid

Her: When did you move in this class
Me: Damn It Cletus

by 📱🍵 February 24, 2020

cletus

a charicter on The Simpsons

cletus: i got 300 of them coopons

by Brian January 24, 2004

cheetus

The fetal resulting from intercourse one or more times with any variety of Cheetohs products.

Britney Spears was impregnated by Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. The result was a Cheetus.

by Lady Awesome Pantalones February 24, 2008

Yeetus Cleeetus

When u nut in yourself so hard your leg goes numb

I think John just had a yeetus cleeetus

by mrkrabs420 November 16, 2018