Clents

Picture it if you will, the whitest white guy you know. Only partaking in ultra white guy activities; Darts, cornhole, bowling Senior Golf tours etc. Guys that spend 14 hour BBQ a fine meat and then taking twice as long to tell you his process.

That motha fuckn Clents spent all day telling me how he made a smoked Salmon this weekend, that’s three hours of my life I’ll never get back!

by Gay4Clents June 2, 2022

cleetus vest

The cleetus vest is one of the small amounts of people who respect the wheetus nest (like the venus crest) they befriend the wheetus nest and tag along. some of the powers they behold are sirens laugh. they use this to hold back the wheetus nest hunters and penis chests. the cleetus vest has the power to destroy penis chests and wheetus nests hunters with this power, given by the venus crest. they also used to engage in furry activities.

wheetus nest: “venus crest is gone, please help cleetus vest!”
cleetus vest: “ of course pooks”

by therealwheetusnest May 21, 2023

Thot cleats

thot cleats are thigh high, high heel boots

girl 1: she's wearing her thot cleats to go clubbing tonight and she killing it!!
girl 2: girl i might snatch them.

by GetRickRoll’dSon January 2, 2019

jake and cleetus

best *"friends"* forever!!1

"have u seen the jake and cleetus fan fics?"
"ya theyre so gud"

by bakingrabbits November 17, 2020

Dr. Cleetus

A man who loves to commit feetus DELETUS and owns a laboratory of yeetus to commit these acts

Dr. Cleetus: O, laboratory of yeetus, commit feetus DELETUS!

by FireBlazeInferno April 27, 2021

Cleesh

(1) Abbr. Cliche

(2) A generic filler word that can be used in a multitude of situations, ranging from vulgar to commonplace.

(3) The skin located in the crook of the knee.

Person #1: I just got chrome spinning rims installed on my Odyssey.
Person #2: Oh, man! That's so cleesh!

Person #1: Her skirt was so short that her cleesh was hanging out!
Person #2: Oh my god! She's such a slut!

Person #1: I have a huge test tomorrow that I didn't study for.
Person #2: Cleesh, man. Cleesh.

by Cleeshlife June 2, 2011

Cleetus

A cowboy created by Albert which is known to be one of the gods of roblox

Cleetus is strong

Cleetus can snipe

by Mrnotflimflam May 7, 2020