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Clayton

Clayton is a tall beanstalk. And always copies your sweater. He has a microphone as a haircut. And you always feel like a squirrel or something is gonna pop its head out. He can be pasty white or red like a tomato. He's also a sprinkle racist. He also looks like Ms.Raffo with his curly ass hair.
Clayton? Doesn't he have a job as a microphone on weekends?
by 1/3ofkilly March 8, 2018
mugGet the Claytonmug.

Clayton

A short tan blond boy who loves dick. Always complaining about someone but won't do anything about it. Tries too hard to be tough in front of his friends. Spends his time talking to ex girlfriends because he can't get over them.
Clayton: "Hey bro you wanna go vape in the school bathroom?"
Normal person: "No thank you, I'm not a faggot. "
by Fuckkkkkkkkkkk June 21, 2016
mugGet the Claytonmug.

Clayton

The kid who likes to eat olives and sits on his mom's for comfort.
He loved me like he did to his Clayton
by YaBoiIsReddy January 28, 2017
mugGet the Claytonmug.

Clayton

Biggest ass on earth. Thinks he is better than everyone. No one likes him. Fucks with people’s emotions then plays the victim. Only like the people who does what he wants them too, and even then he’ll still dislike you. Never learns from his mistakes and expects others to change for him and cater to him. Also has a small dick
“That Clayton is a real asshole.”
by TheBigDickMFBitch January 12, 2018
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Clayton

Clayton is a friend that you can never count on he is a liar and breaks promises the only thing good about a Clayton is his hair eyes never trust a Clayton.
Is that Clayton, ugh just ignore him
by I got trust issues July 23, 2017
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Clayton

The autistic kid who puts gum wrappers in outlets during math class.
Dude, your name has to be Clayton! You're so stupid!
by YGRT March 13, 2019
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Clayton

An unattractive smooth talking man with a smaller than average penis that still manages to miraculously pull several women at once. Can be found hanging out at Chili's, dodging child support, and wherever female FedEx workers hang out.
"How did *he* get *her*?"
"I don't know, man! I saw him with another girl yesterday too- that guy is such a Clayton!"
by NotTheOtherChick October 10, 2019
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