Clarset

When you have so many clothes and random crap in your car that you can live out of it.

I haven't cleaned my car in 5 years, it has now become a clarset.

by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009

clagger

A person who is chronically late, and routinely flakes out on others.

Where the hell is that clagger; we're seriously outta here in 5 minutes, with or without him!

by Gadeanz August 14, 2010

clagnut

A small faecal / pubic encrusted pellet. May cause excessive ding-ratching and give the impression that you've scruffed your bracks.

It was a most stubborn clagnut that resulted in crayoning Brian's underpants with a distinctive earthy hew.

by Snoutman January 9, 2004

Clapsterbate

When you achieve something great, but are alone and don't have someone to high five for it so you clap to yourself.

Last night I was killin' at Madden, but I was by myself so whenever I got a TD I had to clapsterbate instead of high fiving.

by Swaggmasta October 9, 2009

clagnuts

small spherical lumps of matted faeces and arse hair, sometimes dangling on s single strand from the anus.

sheesh, just got back from having a particularly nasty "number two", gonna have clagnuts for sure.

by woodpidgeon September 19, 2003

clapsta

a person who is excessively interested in the other gender and who will do anything to get them. he or she is usually addicted to drugs or alcohol.

Man 1: She has a nice ass.
Man 2: You clapsta.

by SuperMcLovin August 19, 2007

clag

when arse hair gets matted together with shit when you don't wipe your bottom properly.

i had to soak the clag in the bath before i could pull it off
(it was still painful though)

by busmas April 22, 2003