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Clicking hand 

The hand a person, generally male, uses to operate a computer to browse pornography, whilst masturbating with the other. This is to avoid the spread of anything from the genitals to the mouse and keyboard.

The hand in question will ideally never touch the genitals, and can therefore be used to click a computer mouse, or type on a keyboard, whilst keeping the desk and computer area as hygenic as possible.
It took me ages to type www.youporn.com, because I could only use my clicking hand.

My mum walked in on me wanking the other night. She caught me with one hand stroking my bishop, and my clicking hand clasped firmly on the mouse.
Clicking hand by wazzaaaaap June 27, 2009

jesus cat cracking christ

Invoking Jesus's name with the awesome power of a catylitic converter.
Jesus cat cracking christ Martha ! All of Bertha's children have 2 left feet !

Cracking Eggs 

The act of unloading ones sack onto a woman's face
"What does cracking eggs mean?" James Marriott asked
"Oh damn, I've never even been near a woman"

clicking the mouse

Term used to express when a female is masterbating
Sara was so horny last night and was all alone, so she started clicking the mouse.
clicking the mouse by Tracy January 27, 2004

wise cracking 

The art of slipping smart ass remarks into everyday convorsation.
Example statement: Dude my girl friend is coming over so pick up your shit.

Example of wise cracking: Yea dude thats cool. Ill grab you some penicilin while im at it.

Cracking on 

Flirtation with someone, whether it be someone known rather well, or a stranger you've decided looks pleasing to the eye.
Nah, let him keep cracking on, it's highly amusing.
Cracking on by harroface January 2, 2011