CJ

Kick-ass red-headed female pirate. Will randomly break into dance on bus or in middle of street. LIkes to steal sweet and sour chicken from other pirates. Stubborn and very violent.
Moved away from friends and misses them terribly. Finds it hard to say i love you but still manages to screach various compliments across the phone-lines. Can be very humorous, but has a dirty mind.

Boy 1 : dude, i really need to do something exciting i am so bored.
Boy 2: Hey i know a good CJ! she can make anyone laugh!
Boy 3 : WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR?
together : LETS GO! *skip off into distance looking for CJ*

by Finshaw13 January 30, 2010

CJ

People named CJ are serious dick heads.
They don't have the balls to go after who or what they really want.
They re extremely jealous over the people they like even though they have no claim because they wont make a move.

whos the asshole?
cj of course.

by way passed fed up June 26, 2009

CJ

1. a complete jerk
2. also, a douche

I can't believe what a CJ that guy ended up being, I hope he trips and falls on his face.

by Kris Patrickson November 13, 2010

cj

a usually ok dude who generally has a small penis but is cool with it.

hey man my girlfriend just went out with a cj
dont sweat it he is a queer

by christian james June 30, 2009

CJ

Gangsta from the park of averill..roams the streets of the skill lookin for his next victim..whos next bizzlenitch..it might just be you!!!

CJ's a mutha fuckin crazy nigga!!

by Anonymous May 27, 2003

CJ

Consumption Junction- a website dedicated to delivering strange and unusual content to all the sick f***s out there on the internet. www.consumptionjunction.com

Man! Did you see that scat video on CJ!? Sick, dude!

by Drakens June 29, 2003

CJ

computer jockey (as opposed to DJ or disc jockey). comes from the theory that, since many DJs no longer spin actual vinyl, and the spinning of CDs on CDJs may even wane in the future towards complete use of sound files, the title of the DJ should also change to represent the shift in our culture towards all digital media, and to indicate the ending of the "disc" era.

while some might argue that it doesn't matter if one spins actual discs in order to have the title DJ, others argue that the distinction between CJ and DJ gives due respect to those who paved the way by learning the arduous processes involved in wax manipulation.

...and tonight we have a special guest for you. CJ Skribble on the keyboard rockin the house!

by Night Nurse June 20, 2006