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Citadel

A fortress which is used for shelter during battle.
The Acropolis and the Kremlin are citadels.
by Shaushka April 2, 2010
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School that unfortunately produces cadets with no confidence. A group of cadets from the Citadel visited Texas A&M University Corps of Cadets in November, and after seeing that we aren’t locked up 24/7, they really started to feel bad. One cadet even got information on transferring. The Citadel doesn’t understand the meaning of college; not even the military is run like a daycare center. Remember guys, just because Citadel cadets before you put up with it, doesn’t mean it was the smartest thing to do.
After we told our girlfriends about the Citadel cadets, the girls felt so bad that they immediately began putting together care packages for them. Hell, we even paid the postage. Good luck guys.
by Andrew January 11, 2004
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The Citadel

A 'school' in the heart of darkness that is South Carolina. Most of the students are dorks who went there because they wanted to be hard. The administration is obsessed with political correctness (look at the website) and treating the students like children. Since you're treated like a child, you'll act like a child. The food sucks. Good luck staying in shape unless you buy your own collection of supplements and hide them in your room. The girls are mostly nasty and most of them are whores. If you bang a female cadet, then you're a piece of shit unworthy of your ring. Oh yeah, get ready for lots of acne. Have fun with that.
Person A: Hey, why does that kid have his t-shirt tucked in and why is he not wearing a belt?

Person B: He's some donkey that goes to The Citadel.
by SummaCumLaudeCidGradMakinshit$ December 4, 2009
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The Citadel

Rinky dink school that locks up its cadets and treats them like babies. The administration doesn't even trust them to govern themselves. The Corp of Cadets at Virginia Tech can (and will if given the opportunity) kick their butts any day the little El Cids are let out to play.
My dad threatened to send me to The Citadel if I didn't stop acting like a wuss.
by Lewis December 3, 2003
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citager

BITCHES

When used with predictive text on cellular devices, citager is displayed when the word bitches is typed.

The plural of citag.
Bit Griffin: JESUS CHRIST, look at those citager bowling!!!

Terry Gantner: I know! That bald citag has an incredible keyster!!!

Bit Griffin: I've knocked the bottom out of one of those citags, but I'd love to knock the bottom out of ALL of those citager!
by ten foot monster Bill Braski October 5, 2010
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Motoring Citations

That crap piece of paper you get on the windshield of your car parking in downtown areas of most inner cities if you don’t feed the meter or move your car every two hrs to a designated new street at certain giving times of the day. Time to spread some butter.:::: Beats the hell out of that $40-$75-$120 ticket for parking Vio’s;)
KellyGean’s

Revised version of parking Citations:
We should randomly go around putting these Motoring Citations on peoples cars and see how it fucks with the stiffs and cases. Spread some Buttery Fly’ cheer. Writing some one up does not instantly make you a goody two shoes or do gooder. In fact we are contributing to the “collective good,” as far as motoring karma goes. The real Citations’ I can make copies of look authentic and better than this written version

Cit# 3061580 Month: date: Year:

Time: Mimi__4*4__SUV__COUPE__SEDAN__CoNV__CycLE___OTHER__
License #______ State___ Vehicle Color____
Location:________

____1:::Nice parking –- A good parking job is one of those things in life that is rarely rewarded, but greatly appreciated. Words cannot express how glad we are that you resisted the temptation to double park. Please, except this thank you from the rest of the known motoring world.
____2::::Wash Me--Congratulations. Your car is absolutely filthy. This means you have really enjoyed motoring to the fullest sense of the word. Keep up the good work.
___3:::Sweet wheels-- You are to be commended on your choice of wheels. Wheels say so much about the car’s owner. Reflects originality, and understanding of flair for creativity and bold commitments to driving something that doesn’t look like every other car on the road. Kudo’s.
___4::: Great Bumper Sticker-- Humor is important, especially when you’re stuck in traffic. Without it, we’d all just be getting from point A to point B. But you took the time to change that. And never mentioned once that you’re an honors student, thanks for that.
___5:::Thanks for going Topless-- You’re motoring convertible the way it was meant to be done: Open trusted the world not to rob you blind. And that’s special.
___6::: Nice custom—Obviously you’ve put a lot of work into your car. Your paint is hot. Your wheels are the shizzle. Well done. Every one loves an original.
___7:::Have a nice day-- People often use salutations but don’t really mean it. In fact, some uniformed peacekeepers mean the exact OPPOSITE. This is not our intention. Honestly, we just want your day to be pleasant and enjoyable. No strings attached.
___8:::Nice MUD—Wow, you actually took your SUV off the road. Very cool keep it up.
Motoring Citations O sarcasm;)
by KellzkbellsOluvinB February 8, 2010
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citation needed

The single most pointless addition to Urban Dictionary. On a site where people rant about how gay something is, why is "proof" required? Give me a fucking break. This isn't exactly a website you'd cite on an English essay, stop that shit.
now whenever someone writes about how shitty Lil Wayne is, they get a "citation needed", as if that actually needs more proof
by redillious April 20, 2011
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