One pump chump

When a man only puts it in before busting.

"We were doing foreplay and he turned into a one pump chump after putting it in."

by GoldenPimp69 November 26, 2017

chirpse

To flirt with someone

some guy off the train was chirpsin me the other day

by QueenB January 3, 2005

*crickets chirp*

Used to point out or emphasise silence. (Well, not precisely silence, since chirping crickets make sound. But you get it.)

The idea is that you can only hear crickets when there are no other sounds, such as conversation or laughter. Often used to denote the awkward pause after a bad joke.

Joe: What's the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Ted: *tiredly* I don't know, Joe. What is the sound of two drums and a cymbal falling over a cliff?
Joe: baDUM-ksh!

*crickets chirp*

Joe: ...Oh, come on. That was funny.

by Lady Chevalier May 26, 2005

5 pump chump

When a guy is having sex with a girl and after 5 "pumps" is done.

Girl: Is that it?

Guy: I haven't had sex in a long time.

Girl: Oh you're a 5 pump chump.

by cc3939 January 18, 2009

mw2 chump bait

Using your fellow teammates on mw2 as decoys to lure out enemys so you won't die

Wedbetter-dang bedneezy stop using wienerbago as your mw2 chump bait.
Bedneezy-heck no fool I don't wana die.

by wedbetter March 27, 2010

Chumpagne

Cava or cheap sparkling wine not from the Champagne region of France.

The chump's champagne.

Happy Birthday, here's some chumpagne.... I'm a bit skint at the moment, sorry....

by PdoggUk November 14, 2010

chump squad

a group of friends who refer to themselves as "chumps"

"We have the sickest chump squad around"
"Wow, I wish our chump squad was like theirs"

by Alexie5221 July 16, 2016