chumley

The occurance of a female defecating in a male's ear.

She gave me the best chumley ever last night.

by ctfriend April 5, 2009

chumber

verb- to stealthily place a slice of cucumber on the person who is sitting beside you's shoulder, so while they are carrying on a conversation, they wont realize that the people they are talking to are laughing at them, not their jokes.

noun- a slice of cucumber used for the act of chumbering someone

(table explodes in laughter)

Chomper: Hey guys it wasnt that funny (looks at shoulder). Aw, dude, who chumbered me?

by Mantenegrum February 18, 2009

Chimbley

1. An alternate pronunciation of the word 'chimney'.
2. Part of a wonderful Decemberists song titled The Chimbley Sweep.

1. Lucille smokes like a chimbley.
2. For I am a poor and a wretched boy, a chimbley chimbley sweep.

by Ktee August 25, 2005

Chubbletursh

This word describes the type of pipe smoking, slipper wearing retard that drives one of teh best handling sports cars in the world evar like a fooking old granny. A Chubbletursh spends more time defending the marque, frowning upon modifications, shunning drifters, banning idle chit-chat, denying the existance of Caturday, etc etc, than actually enjoying the thrilling ride.

I say ban Chubbleturshes completely.

A Chubbletursh can even exist whom does not even own one of the cars concerned. This type of Chubbletursh is also normally a bit of a po faced prick.

ZOMFG!!!1 Look at that Chubbletursh polishing the inside of his exhaust!!1

Look at that fricking Chubbletursh spacking out over a moddified '5!!!1

WTF? Your car is completely standard? Are you a freaking Chubbletursh?..... Hey guys? This guy's a Chubbletursh!!!11 BURN HIM!!!!1

by Fred Goatse December 28, 2007

chumley brain

To be extraordinary stupid.

Fuck i lost my wallet, i must have got a chumley brain.

by Kenzuko January 16, 2023

chomble

origin: gibberish / code

*Chomble - marijuana, grass, green,

herb, weed, pot, etc.

*to chomble - to smoke reefer.

*to be chomled - to be stoned

*chombling - to be in the act of smoking marijuana

Uses in Context:

*noun - "dude, can I get some Chombly-Chomble?"

*verb - "dude, this party's weak, let's go chomble on the porch"

*past tense - "im so chombled right now... this is great Chomble"

by kroves September 5, 2005

Chumbly Wumbly

Fake British saying to describe anything that seems odd. Said in a deep British accent.

Hand me that chumbly wumbly bag.

by K-Noodle September 28, 2009