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Christlam

Dr. William Lane Craig pioneers Christlam which means Muslims who believe Jesus Christ was crucified but he wasn't killed. Therefore Muslims keep sacrificing animals at Hajj while Jesus was the last sacrifice. Romans 10:9
Christlam is when you believe in Islam and Christianity at the same time.
by NaughtyKnickers2 August 29, 2012
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christcore

Kid who listens to shitty metalcore, most likely wll start a band with other kids whose parents bought them Mesa dual rectifiers and $2000 drum sets.

Lyrics are usually dumbed down to mix with the breakdowns and two-step parts of traditional metalcore.

A christcore kid is basically a kid who wants to be in a metalcore band, but doesn't want to make his/her rich parents look bad. He/she totes on about Christ, with a "metal" spice when all he is doing is looking like an idiot and spewing bullshit in order to lure in dozens of post-teenage girls to their 'intense and inspirational' display of faggotry.
Typical christcore breakdown:

*cue stage pile

"SHOW ME YOUR FAITH!!!1!" (china crash) CHUGGA CHUG...CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUGGA CHUG...
by eleventyfirst January 29, 2008
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Christlam

Someone who practices both Christianity and Islam.
You don't eat pork? I thought you were Christian?

No, I'm Christlam; I practice both Christianity and Islam, so I can't eat pork.
by Joe326 March 13, 2011
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Christory

Events that have taken place through out someone's life named Chris.
Chris - The day when I got sun burnt all over was a bleak day in Christory.

Jon, - I was there, I know exactly what you mean
by WiredTangenT December 15, 2009
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Christer

Someone who only goes to church on Christmas and Easter, normally people who grew up Christian and are guilt-tripped into attending on these special days by their parents, spouses, etc. The word combines 'Easter' and 'Christmas.'
Dude, we'd better get to church super early today or we won't get a seat-- all those stupid Christers keep taking them!
by Eva Kate February 24, 2007
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christion

A chemically imbalanced creature of the female species
Man, your girl is a straight Christion! I hate that bitch!.
by Smarr T June 19, 2015
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christier

A person who makes plans with friends and then backs out at the last minute and makes excuses, or just doesn't show up.
You are such a christier!
We made plans to go out but you christied me!
Don't christy me!
by ChipotleGirl October 30, 2007
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