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chrisatanist

People who believe that they are good Christians, but are in fact propagating evil. They tend to be overt or in-your-face Christians who use terms and phrases that with minor word changes could easily be used by racists, homophobes, and hate mongers.

Lacking the judgment and education of a more sophisticated adult. They see the world in a simplistic way. Very often they take positions that when analyzed together contradict each other. Very often they turn out to be hypocritical.
On Facebook Stacy Jones posted "Stacy Jones is a Christian and proud to say it! How many people on Facebook are not afraid to show their love for God? Repost this as your status and each time you see this on someone's status, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help in so many ways!"

Stacy's friend Pete saw it and sent a message to his friend Tammy, "She is a Chrisatanist for posting such crap."

"What do you mean?", Tammy asked.

So Pete sent her a link to a White Supremacist site with a post that said, "David Duke is a White Supremacist and proud to say it! How many people are not afraid to show their love for the White Race? Repost this as your message and each time you see this as someone's message, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help White Power in so many ways!"
by Beergod November 3, 2009
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Chrisanthropy

Contempt for humanity provoked by exposure to the trappings of Christmas (e.g. crowds of shoppers, TV advertisements, endless rehashing of festive hits on the radio etc). A portmanteau, formed out of the words "Christmas" and "misanthropy".
Seeing the Coke ad filled Manfred with deep feelings of Chrisanthropy. He was later arrested for assaulting a department-store Santa.
by Monte Pindik November 22, 2011
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Chrismita

Have you seen Chrismita around?
by shakshakshakespeare November 28, 2011
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Chrismaween

Christmas and Halloween themed decorations blended in a festive manner, a la "Nightmare Before Christmas."
The candy cane goes to the best Chrismaween costume on Oct 31st.
by Rose Kincaid October 21, 2013
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Chrismotional

Crying over hallmark cards, babies opening presents or just nothing at all except it's Christmas. People who become Chrismotional also tend to become extra emotional at Easter, birthdays and New Year's Eve... And any other occasion. If you are friends with a Chrismotional you can probably expect a soppy declaration of love at Christmas.
by EmpressMe December 26, 2013
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chrismin

She's such a chrismin.
by Bubblosaurous March 15, 2015
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Chrismily

Chrismily- That good 'ole friend that cracks corny ass jokes. She's always listening to Cardi B. She has a grudge against Beatriz and wants to fight her.
"Ayo Chrismily, when are you gonna fight Beatriz?"
by IcefordatBURN February 7, 2018
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