This device has been constructed to save ones thighs and genitals from scratching that occurs when penetrative force is applied to a chickens cloaca
Using the hole in the boards upper centre one would place the said chickens cloaca over in a manner fitting ones girth a closer position for a lesser individual or a preferred deeper feel. Hooking the legs into the holders on newer models can be a welcome experience for beginners when climax is reached as no need of hanging onto your chook is required. Although the prospect of owning a chook board has its advantages it must not be overlooked that good maintenance and care be taken when storing this device as splinters can be easily found if improper dry storage and regular oiling after every wash down which would lead to a painful experience
by Ahhhyeahboy October 13, 2020
Get the Chook boardmug. The art of taking the head of ones penis in the fist and pulling it up straight in the air leaving the testicles dangling.
by Ben March 29, 2003
Get the last chookmug. by B dirt dog December 20, 2023
Get the Chook itmug. A fat monkey ape, that typically resides in Welwyn Garden, it used to be called Welwyn Garden City but the chooks ate the City. The chooks loves gorging on bananas whilst sitting ion the bench for rugby. Everyone loves a chooks even though it always asks for your food at inappropriate times. Rumour has it that during a funeral Chooks wiped out a subway, a can of pringles and a dominoes pizza and started eating.
by SamJacobs27 December 8, 2022
Get the Chooksmug. by Niue November 23, 2021
Get the Chookmug. A chicken, usually one in a food context. As such, it can also be used in a collective manner, eg: “I eat chook.”
by Mushiking42 October 20, 2024
Get the chookmug. by ..........anon January 5, 2018
Get the chook sunniemug.