I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden

Phrase meaning "I'll have the fish"

Flight Attendant: What can I get for you, sir?

Man: I can dig some grease while chompin' on some buns and draggin' through the garden.

Flight Attendant: I'm sorry, we're all out of fish...

by jDogg April 18, 2005

chooping

Playing chess while pooping

Boris: Why do you always grab your phone off your desk before heading to the bathroom?
Bobby: Because why poop, when you can choop?
Boris: Chooping? Ohhh... I get it.

by ButtPimplePopper January 20, 2015

chompin

to be filthy, awesome, krispy, legit, savi, and much much more in a better way and way ahead of the curb. to be chompin is to be the coolest motherfucker alive

man, you hear about that guy named denis? shiiiit, ain't nobody be more chompin than him!"

by thisdenisdirty September 7, 2007

nuts on the chopping block

to profess something that you truly believe may prove to be right but has dire consequences if you are wrong.

I convinced the CEO that we should spend a shitload of money on this marketing deal. I hope it works out- i got my nuts on the chopping block here.

by jilm January 12, 2017

chimping

The act of gaining sexual pleasure by throwing ones excrement at ones sexual partner, like chimps in the zoo

did a spot of chimping last night and spent all this morning with rubber gloves and domestos cleaning up , it was worth it though

by sickasapeanut June 28, 2007

chooping

The act of texting or IMing someone while you are sitting on the toilet going to the bathroom.

DUDEGUY34: Hey man you heading over for some drinks b4 the bars tonight?

g_lambMan: Yeah dude, ill b after this dumpage has flushed

DUDEGUY34: Ahhh, nasty dude! I didn't know u were chooping w/me

g_lambMan: phew! that was no log i just let out, deff just passed a sequoia

by warno January 28, 2009

chopping down

having sex with.

That dude has been chopping down that girl since last year.

OR

That dude was choppin it down with her on the down low.

by MISSangela July 19, 2011