Choker

A word that described those who failed at the last minute, despite good at most of the time.

Commonly used to jeer sports like basketball, football, or wrestling.

Your basketball idol is a Choker.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 1, 2018

chimp choker

A fan of the world's greatest football team HARTLEPOOL UNITED. Derived from the legend of the Hartlepool monkey

Chimp chokers are at least two steps up the evolutionary ladder from Mackems

by leeny burghers July 29, 2003

Choker

A choker is a tight fitting (usually lace) necklace worn as a fashion trend that started in the 90's and is reoccurring. It is symbolic of the "SUBMISSIVE collar" given by dominants to show possession, but in smaller less gaudy form. BDSM. Hence the term "choker".

She went to Rue 21 to find a choker that matched her outfit .

by ThinksWithMyHead January 24, 2017

Choder-boat

It's like a motorboat... but you do it to a chode.

John Peter didn't know how ticklish his man-seam was until Starla gave him a choder-boat.

by Stymie Rochester III September 12, 2010

constant chimer

A person who constantly "chimes in" during a time when he or she has no business being in the conversation. This typically occurs when a person feels that they are being left out of the topic in discussion. In fear that the conversation will lead to other topics that they know absolutely nothing about, this person will say something everybody already knows to try and make oneself seem relevant to the conversation.

Kyle: "Yo man, I'm gettin' sick of these bitch-ass penalties being called every sunday."

Jason: "No kidding. On the reals, Goodell should be fir-"

Tim (Not only is he pulling an inappropriate chime, but hes cutting off the other person): "They are ruining the game!"

Jason: "No shit you dumbass. Why do you think we are talking about this in the first place? So put those two cents back in your pocket and shut the fuck up!"

Kyle: "Yeah man, you don't even watch football..Goddamn constant chimer."

by TheKidWithKnowledge December 7, 2010

choment

An action or activity occuring during a moment of utter and unexplainable confusion.

During a recent choment, Bill acted just like Mikey on American Chopper.

by Brent January 12, 2004

chodermcfatt

After a chode has swollen to twice its size, it will burst and you may harvest the sweet inner leavings.

Vinnies chode was ripe for the plucking and I salvaged all his "chodermcfatt".

by Jeff Beanard September 8, 2006