Almost choked on my cereal

An expression of utter and devastating surprise, brought about by some very accurate tea spilling.

Oh honey, I almost choked on my cereal, let me tell you ALL ABOUT IT.

by fuckfreud October 12, 2019

Man Choked

When your junk gets squeezed by your under-panties.

- why is your hands in your pockets all the time?
-I'm getting man choked, bro

-Are you okay?
-No, my wife got me some man chokers

by The Weirdoes in the corner November 6, 2020

fur choked crack

An ass crack so hairy that it looks like a wookie is trying to force his way out of a jammed doorway.

Dude 1: “That fine ass dark haired Indian chick Nina came over to my place other night. We were about to get it on but when she took her panties off, man that chick had the biggest bush and fur choked crack I’d ever seen!”

Dude 2: “Did you hit it though?”
Dude 1: “Yeah man, I still hit it.”

by D Biggums June 10, 2022

Duck Chowed

When a man or woman goes down on female while she is standing, and the one doing the munching is on their knees either saying "Duck" repeatedly or "quacking" like a duck during the munching until orgasm is achieved.

Suzie must have been getting Duck Chowed last night because Mike was sure doing a lot of quacking in her room. Ohh "duck, duck, duck"!

by Big Tizzle October 23, 2011

choked the shit out of her

The only good way to tell a woman what to do

I told her we are going to Denny's and she disagreed, so I choked the shit out of her. Dinner was good

by Mike Truitt June 18, 2003

Choed

The piece of pubical skin between your scrotum and your brown eye.

She kicked me square in the choad.

by Trey Martinez December 10, 2003

Chowed

Thoroughly ravaged in bed; fucked to the highest magnitude.

Originally from "Chowed"- to eat ravenously.

(Colloquialism).

I never knew he was so well endowed, he left me completely chowed.

"Oh, you talking about Fiona Goode? I chowed her last Friday"

by nigelonius November 21, 2018