chocolate

1) a substitute for sex
2) something women crave when not getting satisfied sexually

He can't be no good in bed, his woman always hittin' the chocolate.

by chocaholic May 15, 2003

chocolate

A drug for people with no money; health necessity for women.

I was really depressed so I bought a pint of chocolate ice cream.

by THECOOLONE January 5, 2005

chocolate

A candy made from cocao beans invented in the 19th century.
- In 1876, the Swiss discovered the process of adding milk to the chocolate.

The word chocolate is derived from the Nahuatl (Aztec) language: Chocolatl.
Chocolatl was a drink made from roasted cocao beans, chile and honey.
It was generally thought of as an aphrodisiac... (drinking chocolatl expands the artery leading to the penis for sustained erections.)
Note: Chocolatl is not to be confused with chocolate.
(Chocolate does not have this effect...)

"Damn! I'm craving chocolate again..."

by Aec August 28, 2003

chocolate no no

Urban racial slur for an African American woman.

Paul what are you doing looking at her? For christ sakes she's is a chocolate no no.

by Donte phill chip mike erick December 31, 2018

chocolate

The best substance on the earth. Varys in different shades of brown. Varys in sweetness. Originally used by the Aztec Indians. Diana's favorite food of all time.

My birthday is coming up really soon, and for it I want chocolate.

by Diana Stephens November 1, 2004

Chocolating

When you are either starting or ending your period and your lady juice looks like melted chocolate.

Oh jeez, I need to wear an extra pad today, I seem to be chocolating!

Oh we can have sex babe, but I'm still chocolating :-(

Dammit! I'm chocolating and just ruined my favorite pair of white panties!

by FapinaDerpina June 30, 2012

chocolate

Chocolate is one of the fifteen main reasons to be reincarnated. The others are unimportant.

Come back for the chocolate. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...,

by Fearman February 25, 2008