Chico State

A university in Chico, CA once named the number 1 party school in the nation by playboy magazine. Kegs of beer can be found on the lawn of every house, there are parties every night, and the students still find time to study

Chico State is off the hook, bitch.

by 7th Floor Whitney Hall September 13, 2008

cherokee high school

The high school where there is absolutly no parking. Where they build a Junior lot that fills by 6:50, and where the cops get tingly feelings by tickiting you for being in the no stopping no standing zones even though there is no other possible parking. The high school that you pull up to a half hour before homeroom starts, and cringe as you realize there is not a single space on either side of the road, and the neigborhood is full...you say a few words of prayer as you pull in front of the no parking no standing sign, hope for the best only to walk out after 13th period to find a $125 ticket placed ever so elegantly under your wiper blades. Cherokee, the school that takes pleasure in using huge orange cones to block off what little parking we do have; the school where you wish your friends would just fail their license tests so they don't hog up your potential parking spaces.

I have received 5 tickets in the past few months for no parking no standing. The announcement made today: "Students, we need to keep a good relation with Brush Hollow, don't park the wrong way...dont park there at all..."
Best example, the HUGE, pointless orange cones.

by Dragon April 14, 2005

Chico Stick

A penis, or slang for one.

"While I'm chico stickin' Philipino women" Juelz Santana

by Adam Sullivan November 9, 2005

Cairo American College

CAC is located in Egypt. This is just one of the many high schools that are a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. The crappy insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. It's run poorly by a team of out of touch assholes who people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing and poorly planned projects. It's also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes while people you don't know make fun of you. Not to mention the crappy food selection. There are only two equally shitty options: Jared's Bagels, and Cilantro. Cilantros is thought to be some fancy ass place, when all it really is, is processed factory-made sandwiches at outrageously high prices. Jared's is if you want a quick, cheap heart attack during passing periods. And on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.

In the end, it's a pretty decent place. I'd just rather have no high school than any high school. Cairo American College is what you make of it.

by Ferret Tamer November 26, 2010

Chirola

The place you go when you wanna have some drinks with friends, and usually get pissed drunk with them.

Also a state of being similar to drunkness.

Jose picks up the phone and calls Vivian...
Vivian: "yo!"
Jose: "where are we going today?"
Vivian: "Chirolaaaaaa!!!"
Jose: "w00t!... lets go!"

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on twitter... "@chicken_ de camino pa Chirola y despues pa Canaca con @izqrdo y @viviniky"

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While at a bar with friends Jose stumbles and Vivian asks: "Are you on Chirola already?"

by Izqrdo April 17, 2009

Marcus Cairo

A cute black nigga with a fat ass

Omg that boy Marcus Cairo soooo cutee omggg

by Eat that pope yes 454 October 17, 2020

Because Chico needed the money

When a performer takes a job solely for the money.

Inspired by Gilbert Gottfried's impression of an old Groucho Marx where he explains why the Marx Brothers took jobs on terrible projects late in their career.

"Why would Orson Wellles agree to be in that animated Transformers movie?"

"Simple, it was because Chico needed the money!"

by BBGrunt December 16, 2020