chirocopocotocolites - bits of dried feces sticking in the hair around the anus. Synonyms: bum crumbs; bumtags; chug nuts; clagnuts; clinkers; coco-pops; cranberries; dags; dingleberries; fartleberries; kling-ons; tagnuts; toffee strings; wilnuts; winnets; wuffle nuts.
my mate doesnt wipe his bum properly after a big poo, he leaves poo stuck to his bum and later discovers he has a crop of chirocopocotocolites
by kmdkmd September 14, 2020