Children

Other wise know as kids, children, are little demon spawns from hell who's only objective in life is make yours into hell.
They are usually found yelling, screaming, crying, a mixture of all three, or torturing someone with their questions that you're not allowed to answer.

Person A: woah you look like shit what happened?
Person B: I was babysitting a couple of kids (children)
Person A: Understood.

Children by Sunny118 November 21, 2018

Children

Give you a reason to run away

That boi ran as fast as he could when he saw that he had children.

Children by Your dads 3rd teacher February 1, 2019

Children

The embodiment of the devil. These little fuckers will run you up the wall every and and spend all your money until your debtpressed. If you want to bring life to Satan go right ahead. Just know your the father.

Person1: Hey, are you a satanist?

Person2: No, but I do have children so that’s pretty close.

Children by Onefukked_up_asparagus July 4, 2019

Children

Nose-picking, booger-eating, germ-spreading, defiant little farts who cry for no frickin reason at all. (A.K.A. smaller humans).

bob: y is them children screamin all the time!!!

Children by Clill Binton October 17, 2019

children

a money leech and abomination to man. also called kids, kiddos (more sophisticated versions of children), or demons. no one can control them, as they came straight from the depths of hell.

person 1: yo look at those children
person 2: yeah they look like they're having a satanic ritual

children by sk_ype February 11, 2020

Children

Little humans that are easily prayed on by older men

I Love to watch children in the Park from very far away

Children by Overachiever69 June 3, 2020

Children

food.

a children burger

Children by Lil Stanky November 21, 2020